February 27, 2005

Barnyard Bondage

A 63-year-old Wisconsin man is in trouble with the law for having sex with another man's heifers, something I would imagine of a raging hormonal 13-year-old. Forty-five years ago I was too much the ingenuous young 4-H er to even suspect that people might do that. Oh sure, the Jones brothers bragged about it but I always thought they were lying.

Regardless of the age of this brand of sexual predator the story suggests that the primary charge against him was sex with animals. Nowhere is trespassing or property damage mentioned, therefore it seems to be a moral issue.

Easy enough to say it's wrong, but I wonder how wrong or even how right it really was. So he tied them up? Nothing really wrong with that. Was he nice to them? Was he gentle and did he comment favorably on their bovine beauty? Of course there's also the possibility that he was a self-hating cow fucker who was mean to the frightened little girl calves and beat them.


I'm trying to envision the best possible scenario. He's a guy who really knows how to make love to a virginal heifer, that they would even look forward to another rendevous. The lucky ones he romanced would outshine all the others and gain weight at an impressive rate, thereby increasing the profits of their owners.

Ultimately it doesn't make much difference to me. My 12 guage approach would always be pretty much the same. Zip up your pants and get the HELL out of my barn!

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