The problem is spreading. I'm guessing it is coming to the United States from Canada, much like mad cow disease. Possibly something in the toilet paper supply. Perhaps the work of terrorists, bent on showing the worls how truly decadent the West has become.
I need to take my meds, now. Meanwhile you can read about the Sex Crazed Canadian Teacher here at Angry in the Great White North. GWN says, "She should have waited...it'll probably be legal tomorrow."