Chicago Sun-Times - Ace Headlines

Chicago is one of those cities that is utterly unique; right in a class with Istanbul, Madrid and Tangier. The Sun-Times is a daily read for me because I figure I should read at least one paper from an old-fashioned mid-western Democat enclave. I have developed a taste for their Chicago style headlines. This one is a perfect example:Divorce ends bad week for former Boeing CEO. The story is, of course, about Harry Stonecipher, the randy old goat that used to run Boeing. My grandpa said, "The best way to f--k your business is to stick your dick in it."