Another reason to look before you sit

You might think everyone that uses a public toilet would at least look at the seat before they sit their bare ass down on it. Evidently, an exceptional Wal-Mart shopper sat on some glue in the men's toilet and was stuck there. An employee heard his cries for help. How long he sat there, I don't know. I saw the story on Drudge.

It could either be a prank of the same genre as the tack left on a theater seat cushion, or the ass-gluing was self-inflicted. In the latter case, the unidentified man in the story is crazy.

Either way, the idiot will probably wind up suing Wal-Mart.