Another Hot Shotgunner

Rita Roherty: "You let an old lady beat you?"

No, it isn't shotgun sweeties week here at the Plains Feeder. Vinnie at Vince aut Morire has a crush on this trap-shooting grandma. I think he just wants to play with her guns. He says he would like to marry Rita, but wouldn't "bother consummating it."

I hope Merri doesn't see this. Do you suppose Vinnie will still want to bother Merri when she's a white haired, gun-totin' granny?