Newest Youth Fad: Gang Necrophilia

Little Necros

A gang of three young men were caught in Wisconsin trying to dig up a recently deceased 20 year old lady with the admitted purpose of having sex with the corpse. They even bought condoms on the way to the cemetery.

There have always been cats who fancied sex with the dead: John Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgway and Dennis Rader to name a few necrophiliacs that have been caught recently. As far as we know, most necros like to work alone, with a few notable exceptions like the cousins Angelo Buono and Kenneth Bianchi, who teamed up as the Hillside Stranglers.

I wonder if these pimply 20 year olds, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, and their pal Dustin Radke knew their intended victim in life. At least these boys won't have to languish in jail for life or risk execution. Unlike the other necros mentioned above, they didn't murder their love interest.

Maybe they were trying to decide if a career in mortuary science would suit them.