former President Bill Clinton had his eye on Di. That is what passes for news tonight. Slick Willie Clinton, pictured above officially mourning Princess Diana's gory demise in a filthy Paris tunnel, had his Secret Service agents bugging the wayward Royal Sperm Receptacle's communications.
I'm sure it was a matter of National Security. At Stop the ACLU, they are calling it another Warrantless Wiretap Program. That sounds reasonable. You don't suppose the old lecher was thinking he had a shot at her, do you?