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From the Caucasian Mujahedeen News Team

Wicked Russian President Vladimir Putin is trying to divert attention from his most recent poisoning spree by staging a UFO crash landing. Yes sir, If it's news you want, you can find it on the internets.

Aren't these cats the ones who brought us the Beslan massacre and the Moscow theater takeover? They sure have a slick web site. I wonder who's paying?
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I'll bet they didn't have to cheat on their journalism school exams. Their colleges use the pass/explode grading system.