Don Imus cashes in Cancer Ranch credits

Don Imus - Big Hat - Small Head

I don't know why talk radio cat Don Imus described the black ladies of the Rutgers University women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos" on the air. Not that anyone cares what Don has to say, but when America's most annoying Negro troublemaker, Rev. Al Sharpton, gets involved, we can smell the stink here at the feedlot.

Don tried to cash in his Racist Credits, earned from running some sort of dude ranch for kids with cancer, arguably some of which are black. Unlike the other black credits, Carbon Credits like the ones that saved Al Gore and John Travolta from appearing hypocritical, racist credits are nearly worthless these days. Gresham's law at work, I guess.

If one more white idiot has to apologize to Al 'Tawana Brawley' Sharpton, no matter what he says or does, I'll puke. Its worse than forcing PC violators into rehab.
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Updated: Imus calls Negroes "you people" right to Al Sharpton's face when he was supposed to be apologizing. He's been suspended and will be tested for steroids. Imus watchers are wondering whether in-patient rehab is next for Don.
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More: Angela at ARTFS wonders why horrid Rosie O'Donnell can say anything she wants, even make racist slurs, and gets a pass, while advertisers are pulling out from the Imus show.