The old feeder thinks it will take more than this kind of nonsense to piss the be-Jesus out of American Christians and drive them to riot. This kind of sacrilegious self titillation at the expense of Jesus isn't new, and has never been taken over seriously.
How many of you can recall singing this little drinking ditty? I have, in the spirit of the arts, changed the words to it from Be-boppin' Jesus to Be boppin 'Bama:
Be-boppin 'Bama, He's my Savior.Now, if I could just figure out the real words to Louie Louie. Wasn't Jesus mentioned in that one?
Be-boppin 'Bama, He's my Savior.
My Savior now, my Savior now,
My Savior now.
YouTube has the original Be-Bop-A-Lula as performed by Gene Vincent on the Town Hall Party TV show in 1958. Town Hall Party also showcased the Collins Kids, DadGum's favorite.
More on the Church of Barack Soter from Iowa's very excellent State 29 blog.