They're "in Dutch" now

Dutch Hot Rod

Four teenagers from Northwest Iowa are in trouble with the law for breaking into the Otter Valley Country Club near George, Iowa, and taking seven or eight golf cars out for a ride causing over $2000 damage.

Check out the names: Vanschepen, Vanregenmorter, Vandegriend and Degroot. Most likely 4th or 5th generation Hollanders as they're sometimes referred to around here. Not at all like the permissive Netherlands Dutch, the Iowa Dutch could rival the Amish for clean living. The yearly Tulip Festival says it all. I expect the parents will make sure this wild bunch works and pays off every cent of the damage.