Concert for Diana: Royals stink on ice

Blue Blooded Boys?

I couldn't watch the nasty Concert for Diana. Every mixed-up fruit in the world was there. Except the Wahabists. Diana was half-way good looking, but a gold-digger of the largest caliber. She died chasing a drunken Mohammedan in an effort to be the next Jackie Onassis.

The only institution I despise worse than monarchy is communism. My advice, to paraphrase Bob Barker, is: have your Royals spayed or neutered!
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Elton John