Babalu Blog, anyhow. I'm pretty sure you won't see many kids dressed up as Barack Obama tonight: too racist.
The old feeder doesn't observe Halloween. The feedlot is such a scary place that I have never, ever had any trick-or-treat cats show up. My birthday falls on the Day of the Dead (El Día de los Muertos). That is the day I take a holiday.
Want have some real adult Halloween fun this year? Its not too late. Right now, take a trip to the nearest Wal-Mart. Put these items (and only these items) in your cart: a large box of real candy apples, two big sacks of Halloween-size Snickers bars, a dozen packs of assorted sewing needles and six dispensers of double-edged razor blades. Talk like you are excited about seeing the trick-or-treaters tonight as you check out. The look on the cashier's face before he or she calls security will be well worth the ensuing hassle. Hey! It was just a joke! Honest!