Political Perversion

I'm not a pedophile, Chris, honest!

Disgraced, (but I question the timing) former Representative Mark Foley, R. Fl., isn't really a pervert. He just drinks too much and has a few treatable 'behavioral problems'. So say his lawyers.

I wonder if he has a confession book in the works, like Jim McGreevey. Oprah will gladly grease the way for Foley's rehabilitation as she did for McGreasy's Comeback Mountain Tour.