Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that a Spaniard wounded Osama bin Laden? AKI reports that "Osama bin Laden has been wounded in Afghanistan, according to two different reports carried by various Islamic websites." The word on the web has the wounds sustained, "when the Sheikh went out onto the battlefield to lead the expedition during which the Spanish base was attacked".
A Spaniard gets bin Laden. It kills me.
Update (and you knew this was coming): Islamist fundamentalists doubt reports on bin Laden’s involvement in Afghan fighting, sez Asharq Alawsat news