Celebrate Cinco de Mayo

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So-called Mexican-Americans should celebrate El Cinco de Mayo, or Mexican Independence Day, in Mexico this year. They can honor Zaragoza's big 1862 victory over the Frenchies in Mexico City, right where the momentous battle was fought. Just don't forget to take your immigration papers with you so you can get back into the United States afterward!
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More: Misha at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler has a nice 5th of May story.