Knuckledragging for Peace

Knuckledragger - blogging for World Peace

A Plains Feeder comment writer succeeded in getting old PT's goat. The aggravating cat goes by Canuckguy, and purports to be posting from Canada. At any event, he called me a "Knuckledragger" so many times I finally get sore. Since I'm a decent and self-disciplined fellow, I got over being annoyed and decided to use a more psychological approach. I offered to change my Plains Feeder moniker from PTG to Knuckledragger for a week if the Canuckguy would send along one good Canuck joke.

An American, a Scot and a Canuck were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

I'll have to admit as that was a pretty good joke. Therefore, in the spirit of international good will I shall keep my word and become Knuckledragger here at the Feedlot for a week.