January 25, 2007

Italians killing themselves over global warming

Al "Heat Wave" Gore
Being an Italian man used to mean something. I'm not sure what, but it wasn't today's image of a fruity Communist mammoni who likes to eat pasta and cross-dresses now and then. Ba-da-bing.

Now it seems the once-proud sons of Garibaldi are committing suicide because the weather forecast is bad. The prospect of further global warming, combined with failure of the world's governments to make all of us ride bicycles, is more than these Euro-wussies can bear.
We should get some of this deadly political despair started among the environmental crazies here in the 'States. The old feeder thinks that an Al Gore presidency could do the job. I mean, if we have to have a Democrat, why not Al? Gore proved he could win in 2000, but I fear he is too white and too male now.

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