The Pope visits the US President
Imagine George Bush and his staff discussing plans for the papal visit.
Pres. Bush: "What kind of music do you suppose he likes?"The Pope should have a good visit to the US.
Staffer 1: "I dunno. Maybe Wagner? He's German, isn't he?
Staffer 2: "Not Wagner! Too Nazi."
Pres. Bush: "Harp music! Thats what they listen to in heaven, ain't it?"
Staffers at once: "Right. Yes. Brilliant. Good thinking..."
Pres. Bush: "OK, get us a big-ass gold harp and someone to play it. Should we do the 21 gun salute after the harp stuff, or before?"
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