Barack Obama to Ascend in St. Paul tonight

All Halo - No Jesus

You won't want to miss Barack Obama delivering his Sermon on the Mount today. Directly following the speech, the Marxist Messiah is expected to ascend into the fullness of Democrat Presidential Candidacy.

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

See: Matthew 15:14, See also: the Katha Upanishad (2.5)