I can't watch presidential debates

Kang and Kodos debate in Mississippi

I didn't watch the debate. For me to watch such events is as unnerving as watching tight-rope walkers perform without a net.

John McCain: "We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling and reaching across the aisle."

Barack Obama: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone. [crowd boos] Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. [crowd cheers and waves miniature flags] Fooling these voters is easier than expected.

Jim Lehrer: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Obama.

Aliens, bioduplication, nude conspiracies. Oh my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!
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Corrupted from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII.