John McCain: "We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling and reaching across the aisle."Aliens, bioduplication, nude conspiracies. Oh my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!
Barack Obama: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone. [crowd boos] Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. [crowd cheers and waves miniature flags] Fooling these voters is easier than expected.
Jim Lehrer: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Obama.
Corrupted from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII.