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Then why am I laughing?

Here is a good one. Trying to sell their mercury light bulbs and windmills in the face of an increasing body of facts putting the lie to their basic premise, the Global Warming wackos are turning to linguistic sophistry. Fisking from Stop the ACLU: Gee, If Only We Could Rename Global Warming, People Would Care. Snicker.
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Link: New York Times, Seeking to Save the Planet, With a Thesaurus.