The Future King of England Needs Help with Wardrobe

Do you have one with Mohammed?

Someone call the Queen! Prince Harry can't decide which outrageous get-up to wear for his next Royal function. He wants to appear chic and 'with it', especially when cutting ribbons at supermarkets in working class neighborhoods. He needs to pick out a new t-shirt. Should Harry appeal to the traditional skin-heads, go for the old commies, or the new Marxist revolutionaries? It seems some cats are making fun of his Che Guevara shirt; could it be too Spanishy? Che's outdated hairstyle, perhaps? Help!

Michelle Malkin has the Prince's latest fashion faux pas here. Val at Babalu Blog links to more hip choices for the man who might be King.