Kola Boof - Days of Our Lives Update

Kola Boof

Remember Kola Boof? The buff womanist author, adventurer, and Queen of the Sudan is getting right into her new job as a script writer for the soap opera, Days of Our Lives. She is going to add a new character based upon, you guessed it: her old slave-master, Osama bin Laden! From Lindy McDowell:

Kola reveals she is planning to introduce a new nasty character to the show, based on a former boyfriend, Osama bin Laden. Kola claims she dated, if that's the right word, Osama back in 1996.

Osama not boyfriend material? Isn't the truth supposed to be stranger than fiction? Or was it the other way round?