Projectile dysfunction

"She wants to see your big dong, Kim"

So little Kim was going to co-opt our 4th of July festivities with a few missiles, but their big one was a dud. It's as if you sat through your local fireworks display only to watch the grand finale rockets fizzle out.

Too bad they're not our primary concern instead of the Islamic Jihad. If not for the Jimmy Carter's in our midst, couldn't we send a couple missiles over their treetops to show them how it's done? China wouldn't mind. They're probably sore because North Korea hijacked a couple of their trains.