July 31, 2007

Too Stupid to Vote: Vegansexuals

I'll just have the salad.
Some cats are just too stupid to vote. By their words and actions, they reveal a lack of learning, a flawed reasoning ability or both. Vegansexuals are such people. From New Zealand:
Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.
In the hippy-dippy 60's, vegetarian chicks were cheap dates. Restaurants in Iowa college towns didn't have any fancy, expensive salads, and all spaghetti sauce had meat in it back then. They ordered the dinner salad. Less than $2. Sadly, these same chicks always wanted to see some hideous foreign angst movie with English subtitles as part of the date.

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