Hagel Poll Results and a new poll: Mountain Lions

Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel Poll Results

As promised, the results of this poll are guaranteed absolutely accurate. Using a sample selected by the whims of such forces as drive folks to vote in polls posted on second-rate blogs, and with those same folks only half-heartedly prevented from repeated voting, the conclusion is obvious. The American People have spoken. The statistical analysts employed here at the Plains Feeder have concluded that senator Hagel should get off President Bush's back and give up his dream of running for higher office unless he is willing to switch parties.

The latest Feedlot Poll concerns what to do about the burgeoning mountain lion problem in the Omaha, Nebraska area. You may cast your vote in the sidebar. i believe the possible responses cover the waterfront as far as suggestions I have heard so far. If you have a better idea that isn't a listed option, simply put your thoughts into a comment. The stats department here at the Feedlot will consider all submissions.

The Hagel poll results will be read by the Senator or one of his minions, as previously noted. The results of the current Mountain Lion Poll will be made available to Omaha Mayor Mike Fahey, the Douglas and Sarpy County commissioners, the Nebraska Department of Natural Resources, and Governor Dave Heineman, if he isn't too busy promoting agri-tourism.