Kick Fidel Castro while he is down

Remember when Dick Nixon said the press wouldn't have him to kick around anymore? Saying it didn't make it so for Tricky Dick; he went on to be President and got kicked around a great deal more.

You must know that Fidel Castro has been ill with bleeding ulcers or some such, and that I and everyone else who isn't a communist have been wishing him the worst. All I can do from here is to revile him, to kick him at a distance though this blog, in the hopes that the bad vibes generated thereby will help kill him.

I can sense that soon, very soon, we wont have the murdering communist Cuban dictator to kick around anymore. So we must kick him now! Here is how you can help:

Val Prieto of Babalu blog started a caption contest a few days ago for this picture. The old feeder likes to photoshop a bit, and one of my efforts follows:

Or maybe: "Gusano proofing. I'll want that option"

Cop a laugh at the old tyrant's expense while he can still feel it! Check out the other hilarious suggestions at Babalu, add one of your own . There won't be many more opportunities to beat this mule before it is dead.