Cleaning up my act for the New YearIt hasn't been my habit to make New Year's resolutions, but the last months of 2007 have treated me to so much misery and angst that I realize I must be doing something wrong. Therefore, to appease whatever great powers I have offended, I hereby resolve to stop using the Plains Feeder for wicked purposes. No more
twisting the news, making fun of the
way people look, creating uglified
photoshops, supporting religious
intolerance, gratuitous
racialism, or scientific
heresy. Even the
French and the
Mohammedan fanatics will get the
kid-glove treatment in 2008. Honest
injun, I mean to keep this resolution. There will be peace and love in the New Year, fer sure.
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I do, however, reserve the right to
trash Fidel Castro and his friends.
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