Today in History: JFK Assassinated

JFK Assassination Commemorative Rifle

Every year on this day I like to get out my old poster for the JFK Assassination Commemorative Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle, complete with scope and presentation case. If it weren't for political correctness, I would have cleaned up on these beauties. Maybe I'll try again on the 50th anniversary.
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PDF version suitable for printing here.

Birthday? Whose birthday?

Another birthday? I think not.

The celebrants waited to see if the old infermo, fidel castro would perk up enough to have a late birthday party. Now it appears that he isn't going to be getting any better or living to the age of 140. They have already postponed the celebration so long that castro's decomposing corpse stinks so much the birthday boy won't be allowed to attend his own party.

Val Prieto at Babalu blog points out that most Cubans can't wait for the curtain to fall on castro's little hour upon the stage. I hope fidel chokes on his birthday cake. And that hope outlives him.

Less stigma = more killing

Mammy!

As a man, I don't have much to say about abortion except that I wouldn't want to be an abortionist. But I have to wonder why this is newsworthy: More women have abortions as it loses stigma.

I can think of a few big lumps of flesh I might consider killing if there just wasn't so darn much stigma attached to murder.
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Note that the source quoted in the referenced article, Ann Furedi is not only the CEO of England's largest private abortion provider, but her husband, Frank, is the founder of the British Revolutionary Communist Party. Ann also used to write for Living Marxism magazine. Why is it that Marxism and and abortion have become so closely connected? I don't think Marx himself was pro-choice. Could it be because there is no place for God in Marxist thought?

Merry Nochristmas

Chicago used to be part of America. From the AP: 'Nativity' Booted From Illinois Holiday Fair. "The city does not want to appear to endorse one religion over another." Certainly wouldn't want to do that. Perhaps a Mohammedan would take offense and be compelled to commit understandable, if not justifiable, homicide. We wouldn't want that blood on our hands. Not at Christmas.

Confronting Islam

Do you give a rat's ass about the war?

Who is the enemy in the War on Terror? For a nation at war, the US has had no luck identifying the object of our bellicosity. First it was Palestinian Terrorists and Moslem nations that cared about their alleged plight. Groups or parties like Hamas spread the cause across middle eastern borders. Other factions were added as they took action in sympathy with the Palestinians, e.g. the Red Brigade. Most recently the ranks of the enemy have expanded to include Islamic Fundamentalists or Jihadists, the most obvious example being Al-Qaeda.

President Bush, his tongue tied by overindulgence in Political Correctness, tried to lump them all together as Islamo-Fascists, an inappropriate moniker on many levels. I hardly need mention the absurd levels to which the international media establishment has taken Political Correctness. Check out the Aussie's Coax a Mohammedan to the Beach campaign, for example. The old feeder notes an increasing impatience with PC**. Maybe, some cats are saying, the enemy really is Islam. Not just Mohammedan fanatics, but Mohammedanism itself.

That is why the Plains Feeder has a new "Give a rat's ass" sidebar card suggesting that readers should care about the dangers inherent in ignoring the distinct possibility that Islam may not be a Religion of Peace. Perhaps their very core beliefs may be incompatible with civilized life. Quibbling among our infidel selves over fine points of PCness won't answer the question. We must confront Islam on this issue.

If we don't get the right answer, then it is time to put the whole institution of Islam on same enemy list with Hamas and Al-Qaeda.
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** Evidence: Jay Tea at Wizbang says, "I think it is fair to refer to Islam as the "Roach Motel" of religions -- people check in, but they can't check out. It is the only major religion in the world today that treats "apostasy" -- leaving the faith -- as a capital offense, and practices that today."
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Don't know your Koran or Quran well enough? Download eight parallel English translations here, in Word, PDF or HTML. More Islamic texts in English here. You'll be spouting verses like an Imam in no time!
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For the Canucks and Brits that frequent the feedlot, here is your own rat's ass picture.
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• The Jawa Report has signed on. Thanks Vinnie.
• Terresa at NoisyRoom is on board.
• Angela of ARTFS and adds the banner (with her garbage mouthed nemesis, Ed, not far behind)

Polonium

More polon... er, potatoes?

From The Anatolian Times:

Former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned by radioactive polonium, a source at the London hospital where he was treated told AFP Friday.

The bastards got him. I'll have more to say about this later.
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Later:
The apparent assassination in London of former FSB (Russia’s national security service) officer Alexander Litvinenko is widely thought to have been ordered by Russian President Putin, an old time spook from the KGB days and carried out by the FSB. Even Litvinenko himself accused Putin as he lay dying.

I'm not so sure. I'd be more inclined to suspect Putin's involvement with the murder of Anna Politkovskaya, the circumstances of which Litvinenko was investigating at the time he was poisoned. The old KGB liked to shoot their problems, and if they did use poison it was usually fast acting, like cyanide.

In the good old days, KGB heavies would use a car to follow a pedestrian, grinding along behind the object of their surveillance in low gear. Spotting one at a trade show required only a rudimentary knowledge of Rooski tailoring and a nose for alcohol. When they wanted to off someone, it was usually with a bullet or two to the head. It seemed natural.

If the KGB needed to make a hit look like it wasn't murder, however, they would sometimes resort to poison. Ever seen an amyl nitrite popper? Imagine one filled instead with purified hydrogen cyanide. The assassin merely holds the fragile glass poison popper inside a folded newspaper. When the target is close by, the operative takes a deep breath, squeezes the newspaper to break the popper, then wafts the resulting cyanide gas toward the victim's head. Death is very fast. The volatile cyanide quickly disperses; the death looks like a heart attack, blue lips and all.

But this business of poisoning enemies with slow-acting toxins, allowing them to linger long enough to accuse you, seems most un-KGB-like to me. The KGB technical staff was likely involved in the Bulgarian secret police's 1978 murder of dissident Georgi Markov in London. You remember the poison pellet shooting umbrella, no? The poison in that case was ricin, a castor bean derived toxin, and it was injected under the skin by a tiny pellet the size of a ball-point pen roller. I think the Bulgarians are the ones who wanted Markov's death to appear to be from natural causes and pressured the KGB into supplying the poison umbrella.

Poor old Markov suffered exquisitely as the ricin destroyed his vitals, but the poison pellet was found. Modern technology or not, projectiles show up in the victim. The Church Committee orgy of self-hate revealed that the US had similar silent, electrostatically powered non-discernible micro inoculators, but they were just for neutralizing sentry dogs, right?

M1 Dart Guns

Another poisoning that gets blamed on the KGB's heirs and assigns is that of Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko. He survived a dose of dioxin, but suffered permanent effects. Now why would they poison this man and then let him recover? Just to see him suffer? No, suffering doesn't move them. To make a martyr of him? They aren't that stupid at the FSB.

Why would they allow Litvinenko, someone they ostensibly wanted to silence, to stick around, shooting off his mouth, making accusations and looking pathetic? I think Litvinenko's murderers wanted to see him point his finger at Putin as he died.
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Don't confuse the umbrella gun with the similarly named band, the Non-Discernable Micro Bio Inoculators.
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Updated: Kim Priestap at Wizbang weighs in with details and links. Seems polonium poisoning can actually spread from person to person via bodily fluids. A sloppy way to murder, if you ask me.
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Addendum: For a literary treatment of polonium poisoning, see Frederick Forsyth's The Fourth Protocol. The book was published in 1984. It was made into a movie starring Michael Caine in 1987. Hat tip: Fox TV News.

Happy Thanksgiving

Only the President can pardon a turkey

Have a great Thanksgiving! Being grateful all the time for everything isn't just a God thing, its good mental hygiene. And it isn't just a good idea to keep the tradition, its the law!
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More Gratitude:
Fellow bloggers: Are you too depressed or lazy to think up your own list of things for which to be thankful? Michelle Malkin has put together a pretty good one for you. Merri Musings has made a great gratitude list that most Nebraskans could readily adapt to their own happy situations. The Gunscribe describes his first try at counting his blessings as "full of wishy washy sentimentalism and read like a script for a "Chick Flick" movie." Gunscribe, you sound sentimental because you are sentimental; I saw you sing to your wife in public! Being armed and sentimental is preferable to armed and dangerous any day. Como Soy reminds us to be grateful for the "unconditional devotion of our soldiers in Iraq right now, away from their families and loved ones. Their sacrifice is great and we can never truly repay them. "

Troops Home for Christmas?

or perhaps you'd prefer The Draft

I suppose you might have seen my uncharacteristic Troops Home for Christmas logo in the side panel of the Feeder. It was my reaction to the outcome of the recent elections. Why not cut and run? Now that the powers that be elected have decided that there is almost no chance for the US to win the war in Iraq. My TV set and newspapers seems to agree. The very idea that there might be a real "Mission Accomplished" moment, after which we could withdraw from Iraq with honor, has been banished. I don't even hear the half-joking pleas to declare it a victory and go home that were popular among the weak-kneed during the Viet-Nam war. It is a good thing Dick Nixon isn't alive to see this.

Don't get me wrong, I still think the USA is the only chance the world has today to stem the new Islamic tide. Even the Spaniards have forgotten what it means to be ruled by the Moors, as Mohammedan fanatics were called at the time. I really hate to imagine how horrific such a conflict could become if the USA fails to step up to the plate, and soon. But what has that to do with our decision to lose the battle in Iraq? Not much, said the voters.

In the mean time, either we are in to win in Iraq, or we ought to call it a loss and get out. No sense letting the best of our youth die there once we have decided to lose. Haven't we effectively decided to lose? I saw Country Joe and the Fish. You don't want to see anything like that again, do you?

Blog Break in Gretna

Downtown Gretna, Nebraska

I have a few blog posts that I wanted to publish but couldn't because I was away from my computer. In beautiful, prosperous Gretna, trying to coax an antique computer into doing what it needs to do to allow me to post from here. I thought it would be nice to be able to blog while I'm in town mooching BTUs. Besides trying to get this old Pentium III on line being a problem, I forgot to bring my secret cheat sheet of user names and passwords without which I am treated like a stranger by my ftp sites. Even blogger didn't want to trust me.
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I wonder how Gretna's prosperity will be affected by the new "City Sales Tax" that was apparently approved by the voters by a 4 vote margin in the last election, (544-540). First, it should have been called a "Town Sales Tax" since Gretna hardly qualifies as a real city. Second, the new tax will probably provide the coup de grâce to the outlet mall that has been dying at the edge of town for years.

When I first bought property in Gretna, the place was a village of about 1,500 genetic remnants of the original cats settled there by railroad social engineers. They were a pretty tight clique. Now their influence has been watered down by the recent influx of the goofy mortgaged rich from Omaha's urban sprawl 'n flight. Town Hall, however, remains in the hands of old blood; mostly Democrat union sympathizers left over from the railroad and Western Electric plant days. Folks that never met a tax or a land use rule or a zoning law they didn't like.

Free Show Tonight

Leonid Meteor Shower - 1833

Tonight promises to be clear and new-moon dark here at the feedlot, perfect conditions for viewing the Leonids. City lights, (so-called light pollution) will make many of the tiny meteorites invisible to cats in town, so it is recommended that you walk or drive out of town to the north to see them better. You want to be north of the city lights as the meteors will appear to come out of the constellation Leo, which rises in the north.

The Leonid shower of 1833 was especially impressive seen from North America. The event is noted for having made its way into many of the red Indians' winter counts, a great aid to historians trying to correlate the cryptic winter symbols with the white folks' calendar. I saw them one year when I could see the Northern Lights at the same time. Very impressive.

The best thing about this spectacular presentation: it is absolutely free.

Rockin' the Feedlot

Wanda Jackson

My Iowa Cousin DadGum stopped to visit at the feedlot recently, and gave me a CD of Wanda Jackson tunes. I like music well enough, but I don't much like to listen to it. In the days of vinyl (and I haven't bought much music since then) a new album would take me weeks to play. I felt that each cut needed to be absorbed and reflected upon individually. It was more likely a manifestation of OCD, but now that I can buy music à la carte, one tune at a time over the internets, I don't have to do this any more. I still don't care to have music playing in the background.

DadGum suggested that I play this while I was engaged in some task like washing dishes or house cleaning. It would "energize" me. This morning I put on Wanda Jackson and cleaned the kitchen. I did feel energized, I guess. If being flooded with memories is energizing. Good stuff.

Wanda's distinctive voice, style and hep cat choice of tunes put her in a league with Elvis Presley. In fact, Wanda dated the King in the 50's, and they both started out singing Gospel. She still tours, in fact Wanda Jackson will be just down the river in Kansas City next month for a Christmas show at Knucklehead's Saloon.

O.J. Simpson's Bloody Book

Did He Do It?

Why would anyone want to read this nasty book? I saw most of the OJ Simpson trial on TV, so I know he isn't guilty. Wink, wink.

If I thought he killed his ex and that waiter, why would I believe anything he says now? If he did it, then he has been lying about it for years.

The truth is, I don't care if he did it or not.

I'll try to get to town so I can see his big, fake confession on Fox TV. Buy a book by OJ? Maybe if he wrote a book claiming he knew who really killed JFK. Or if I see this one at the second-hand store.
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Call someone who cares: Michelle Malkin unloads on the old slasher.
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Fred Goldman, the butchered waiter's father, thinks he might smell some of that big judgment he won from OJ in his 1997 wrongful death suit. I don't think Fred has gotten anything but grief and publicity out of the whole ugly business.
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What's next? The murder weapon for sale on E-Bay?

Al Gore strikes fear into moviegoers

Nanu Nanu

Al Gore's eco-nut movie "Inconvenient Truth" is among the finalists for the best documentary Oscar in 2007. I used to think Hollywood was out of touch with reality, but since the last election, I'm not so sure. Nanu nanu. I feel warmer already.

Got cable TV?

Understanding Mohammedans

Perhaps you might consider watching Glenn Beck tonight on CNN. He is promising to air, with translation, what the real Islamic TV networks are showing. Want to know why they hate us so? Want to be more understanding of your Muslim brothers and sisters? Watch Glenn's show tonight.

I'm at the feedlot tonight, so I won't be able to watch. Let me know what you see, lootfan.

Prairie Metaphors

Spirit of the Goose

A little Great Plains Wisdom from central Iowa. Two Huxley Post Office employees received the Spirit of the Goose Award from Doug Morrow, US Postal Service district manager after being nominated by Huxley Postmaster Jo Kelley. "Kelley said the name of the award directly correlates to how geese communicate in the wild. 'Geese fly in a V to help each other out. When something happens, someone else is ready and willing to step up to the front of the formation and help.' "

It seems there was a "family emergency" that caused one of the Postal Geese to drop out of formation last summer. The award recipients filled in for their fallen comrade and got the mail delivered on time. This raises the age-old question, why is it that when geese fly in their V formation, one leg of the V is longer than the other?

Buy a Hummer in Omaha?

Hummer, anyone?

This WOWT story about greed and moral laxity in the Omaha automobile trade made the old feeder think of a dirty joke. "[I]nvestigators say Huber Hummer issued more than 200 titles to phony businesses in order to get incentive money from the manufacturer." Read the story if you are worried about the status of that Hummer you just bought. Otherwise, here is the joke:

Father O'Hanrahan, walking downtown in Omaha wearing his secular civvies, is approached by one of our ladies of the evening. She asks him if he'd like a hummer for $20. The old priest is confused and says nothing but "Bless you." Later, back at the rectory, Father O'Hanrahan gets to thinking about what the young lady might have meant, and decides to ask Mother Superior. He goes to the convent and asks the elder nun, "What is a hummer?" Mother Superior replies, "$20, same as downtown."

As for the stupid news story, since when were car dealers expected to act with integrity?
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Angela has a Cornhusker joke.

Wah wah wah!

Poverty in North Platte?

This kind of story makes me choke: Living below poverty level, North Platte Telegraph. Most folks in North Platte have never seen real poverty. The "Bob and Mary" from the Telegraph story aren't poor, they just want to live better at their neighbor's expense.

I have known families who lived as squatters on property they didn't own in a home-made Turkish gecekondu with dirt floors who were more grateful to God than these wussies. Things are tough all over. There is no real poverty in Nebraska.

The poverty line is an oppressive illusion foisted off to convince us that government needs to do more. "Do more" invariably reads: redistribute wealth like the communists. Count me out. I live on less income and less extravagantly than 'Bob and Mary' in the story. I figure I'm all but rich by any measure that counts.
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Someone tried to tell me that poverty was relative. It isn't. But thinking you are poor is all in your head. So don't be tricked into despair, hold your head up, count your blessings, and thank God you aren't really poor.
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Here is your Sunday Sermon. Don't read before eating. Knighthood just ain't what it used to be. Blog quebecois has more for you hateful lemmings.

Gore Clinton Google Conspiracy

Persian New Year at Google

Sadly, the biggest search engine, Google is overtly biased. I notice it the most in their Google News. I guess the shareholders own it, so they are free to tweak it to suit the political orientation that they feel will favor their business. They will kow-tow to the tyrants of Communist China, allowing their officious government to censor the internets and snoop on their own netizens. Who knows what they do for other governments or political powers?

We do know that here in the US, Google is free to use their business to promote and support political parties that they feel will be most tolerant of their power. You would do the same if you owned a business as big and powerful as Google. Wouldn't you?

The excitable cats at WorldNetDaily see Google's shameless bias as part of some sort of evil plot to brainwash the world. To see concrete evidence of this, read this short analysis based upon Google's selective use of festive logos to commemorate special days: "Google no-show for Veterans Day". I wonder if Google had a corporate observance of Veterans Day, or otherwise took the opportunity to honor the vets in their own company.
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I have to go check under my bed for communists!

Thank a Veteran - Fly your Flag

Two Veterans

It is Veterans Day. Internationally, this day is known as Armistice Day, and commemorates the end of WWI on 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918. As the poem posted today over at Wizbang says, if you appreciate your freedoms, thank a soldier.

The two veterans pictured above playing cards and enjoying their hard-won freedom are my Dad and his Dad. Grandpa served as a doughboy in WWI. I remember seeing his old outfit photo, one of these old panoramas:

Co. E, 102nd

Dad served in the US Army Air Corps and then the US Air Force. He served during WWII, Korea, the Cold War and Viet-Nam, something like 30 years. Thanks, Dad. Thanks to you and Grandpa and to all the thousands and thousands of fine men and women who answered their country's call to arms.
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Don't forget to fly your flag today.

A Bloodless Revolution - or not

Seen on Drudge

The recent elections display once more that the United States remains one of the few places on earth where dramatic changes can occur at high levels of power within government without significant disruption of civility. There weren't any shootouts or assassinations. The military didn't decide they needed to step into the process. There was no real breach of the peace at all.

And once the seats of power are duly occupied by their new occupants, there won't be any of the previous occupants imprisoned or stood up in front of a firing squad. It hasn't been very long since these uncivilized behaviors were the norm everywhere. You can still find such undemocratic barbarities practiced in unpleasant nations like Germany.

The Germans want to prosecute outgoing US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. They claim their laws give them "universal jurisdiction". I'm subject to Kraut laws? I think not. If they think they are going to bring war crime charges against Rummy, well, I've got a list of former Nazi SS troops still sucking air in this world. Every last one of them should be tried first.
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I should have looked here first: Before you go ballistic on Germany - Michelle Malkin

The Outlook for America

America's Future

Now Iraq can become another Viet-Nam!

Troops Home in Defeat Now!

Now Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel will have his nightmares dreams fulfilled. The Democrat Congress can bring the soldiers back from Iraq in a "Defeat Without Honor" to rival Viet-Nam. Once again the American electorate has proved that The US has no balls. You are right Senator Hagel. America is a third rate socialist country that can't stand a little pain for a big gain. Now lets 'soak the rich' and 'eliminate poverty'. Hang on to your wallets, boys and girls. The net tax consumers have your PIN number.

Saddam's Death Sentence

US Soldier Ties Saddam's First Noose

The old feeder doesn't thing anybody deserves to be killed by the State. But he figures lots of bad cats have got it coming. Can you see the difference?

Q: Does former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein deserve to hang?
A: No.
Q: Why?
A: Hanging by the State is invariably inhumane. Civilized cats don't gang up to hang one another.

Lots of folks think this way for various reasons. Some cats still have the urge to kill, but mostly what they are teaching in our churches is forgiveness. However, these cats want to allow Saddam to escape the noose just because he doesn't deserve it. Not me.

I think Saddam should suffer having his sentence duly executed, even though he doesn't deserve it. I think he should get exactly what he has coming: a gruesome, short-rope neck stretching. If the monster should be put on display in jail, I believe he would become a folk hero like the French made out of Carlos the Jackal.

Mr. Hussein knew what the stakes were when he chose his path through life, and what would happen to him if he failed. Had little Saddam wanted to be a baker instead of a dictator, he wouldn't be looking at becoming a human piñata today. Call it Karma or Divine Providence or just plain luck, Saddam will get what he has coming. And soon, I hope.

How to Vote - or not

Democracy? I doubt it.

The old feeder, never a fan of universal suffrage, just couldn't let tomorrow's election day pass without telling anyone who will listen how they should vote. Or at least whether or not to vote. So, without further ado, don't vote tomorrow:

• If you don't know who the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President of the Senate are today;
• If you can't find Iraq, Iran, Venezuela and North Korea on an unmarked globe;
• If you are a net tax consumer and wish to vote yourself a bigger share of your neighbor's money;
• If you aren't a US citizen in good standing;
• If you can't explain the difference between Marxism and Capitalism;
  
• If you aren't 21 years of age.

As I said, I'm no fan of Democracy or any other 'ocracy'. But if you want to play at voting for your oppressors, I suggest a more exclusive form of Timocracy than that currently in fashion. Otherwise our laws will be nothing but rules by fools and our Republic will be finished.

Canucks think Bush is dangerous

Loonie

Our ignorant, ungrateful Canadian neighbors put their loonacy on display:

According to the EKOS poll, the U.S. President ranks third when it comes to who respondents felt represented the biggest threat - with 34 per cent of Canadians naming him. Osama bin Laden was considered the most dangerous, followed by the North Korea leader who's been in the news a lot lately over the North's underground nuclear test.

Where do the Canucks get ideas like this? From their newspapers? Their TV stations? Their schools?
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BTW, the idiots at Toronto CityNews, where I got the poll story, mistakenly imply that the results show that Canadians rate GWB as the third most dangerous (ranks third). What the results actually show is that one third of Canadians think Bush is the number one threat.

Hot: Al-Qaqaa II

1953 Atomic Cannon Test

Bush told the truth; millions did not die! Facts about Iraqi WMDs slip past editors at the New York Times! Read analysis here: Doug Ross @ Journal.
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Read more from Michelle Malkin, Wizbang, Gateway Pundit, Another Rovian Conspiracy and South Dakota Politics. You might as well read about it in the blogs. I doubt if the New York Times accidental publication of the truth will be repeated by the rest of the MSM.

Squashage

Squashage: a Cheap Treat

The Feedlot vegetable garden produced more acorn squash than one old feeder could possibly eat. I tried to cover up an unsightly wood pile by getting the squash vines to grow over it. The elder rabbit that lives under the woodpile didn't seem to mind, and the wood pile looked like a hill of big green leaves all summer. I gave some of the delicious fruit away (secretly, in the night) and have been trying to figure out new ways to eat the rest.

The photo illustrates my latest effort. Buttery baked squash filled with fresh home-made Italian sausage and fried peppers. Sounds funky, but I think it is pretty good. I tried it out on DadGum when he was here to visit, and he ate his without ill effects or complaints. I think I'll try slicing and drying a few squash, like the red Indians of the Missouri valley did before white folks killed them off. I have no idea how they might be reconstituted for later use. Perhaps the old timers just chewed it dry, like jerky. I'll find out.

Guess Who?

Mystery Gypsy Dancers

The old feeder has gotten a few complaints about the recent dearth of titty pictures here at the Feeder. Since we always stand willing to compromise our high standards to accommodate the interests of our more flesh oriented readers, I have come up with this Guess Who contest. If you can correctly identify both of the dancers, and point out the one that is really a man, you will be awarded a custom Feedlot Fake Fem Spotter banner to display as you please. Both of these gals have been in the news recently.

Now for the titty part of this post. The photo below is a clue to solving the Guess Who puzzle inasmuch as it reveals the naked breast of one of the mystery Gypsy dancers. This should make the contest easy to win, even for Canadians. (The fake femme wouldn't have such a breast to show, now would she?)

Tit Clue

As for the prize banner, I won't reveal it now, but it will feature one of the world's best known fake females, Vladimir, the Italian commie cross dresser. Sure to please. Post your entries in the comments. And keep them clean.