Too Stupid to Vote: Vegansexuals

I'll just have the salad.

Some cats are just too stupid to vote. By their words and actions, they reveal a lack of learning, a flawed reasoning ability or both. Vegansexuals are such people. From New Zealand:

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
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Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

In the hippy-dippy 60's, vegetarian chicks were cheap dates. Restaurants in Iowa college towns didn't have any fancy, expensive salads, and all spaghetti sauce had meat in it back then. They ordered the dinner salad. Less than $2. Sadly, these same chicks always wanted to see some hideous foreign angst movie with English subtitles as part of the date.

Hate Crime?

Michelle Malkin asks Which of these is a crime in America? The choices she gives: putting a crucifix in a jar of urine, burning the American flag, or tossing a Koran in the toilet. Naturally, you guessed that the Koran in the toilet is deemed a crime in Brooklyn.

Hateful Koran Flushing?

I don't think that flushing the Quran (or Kooran or whatever the PC wussies want you to call it) down the tubes is particularly hateful. The book might have been dropped in by accident, we can't see into Stan Shmulevich's mind.

We find lots of discarded Korans while dumpster diving for free hog feed in the city. We try to put them to good use. But I can see where some folks might mistake our frugal recycling for a hate crime. But you'd have to read my mind to prove it. Go ahead, read my mind. I dare you.

Turning Korans into delicious pork! No hate here.

Funny File Photo

I've seen some mixed up file photos used with news stories, but the one that accompanies this story about serious advances in MS research takes the cake. Xinhua's headline: Two new genes found for multiple sclerosis. The file photo:

The Xinhua page composers over in China are either confused or simply having too much fun watching their pirated copies of the new Simpson's Movie. Chinese humor is, of course, inscrutable.
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Don't miss the Corn Show in Eustice.

Dick Cheney - Still kicking butt

Vice President Cheney

He's the Kos kids worst nightmare, the bane of the Mohammedan Jihadists, and the éminence grise in all the Bush conspiracy theories. Dick Cheney is the reason the moonbat left hesitates to impeach the President.

It is singularly astounding that he does it all on a battery operated heart! What a man.

Evil New York Yankees

My kind of baseball game

Watching the wicked New York Yankees get shut out by the Kansas City Royals. It doesn't get any better.

Pact with Satan not working?

Be careful where you fall ill or become incapacitated

Propaganda Poster for Aktion T4 - Click

Doctors and other health care professionals in Louisiana are now free to put patients to sleep like a dog or a convict if the weather is too nasty. Dr. Anna Pou, accused of murder for euthanizing patients under her care during the immediate aftermath of hurricane Katrina so she and her helpers could go home has been cleared for now. A Grand Jury failed to return an indictment against her, but you'd think she had been acquitted to read the MSM.

You can read the wah-wah sympathetic AP story here, or read the Plains Feeder's earlier posts about the Katrina grandma murders:
October 15, 2005: Get that Living Will signed
October 21, 2005: Arrests Likely in Katrina 'Mercy Killings'
July 18, 2006: Euthanasia in Louisiana - 2nd Degree Murder
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These are the same murderous liberal monsters who think poison shots are a good way to ease the cost to society of sick folks. If it doesn't pay society to treat you, then you get no treatment. If your maintenance costs are too high, then active euthanasia is the solution. Like Action T4.

This nasty business always gains traction with the introduction of any form of socialism. No wonder it is popular in the European countries. When the state pays the state gets the say. Think Hillarycare.

These dangerous hypocrites howl about lethal injections being too inhumane and painful to use on condemned criminals. Go figure.

Cop a laugh

Compare and contrast these two video clips:

• Breasts not Bombs
  
• The Mohammedan way
  

They are both about women's liberation. Maybe.
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Folks used to ask why Western women's rights groups never protest the raw deal countless women get wherever cruel and misogynistic Moslem Sharia 'laws' are enforced. The answer is the activist womyn are too busy politicizing their mammary apparatus to care what happens to their sisters in the shroud.

At least we won't have to put up with these officious tit-waggers when the New Caliphate arrives.
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Another opportunity to compare and contrast: Rosie O'Donnell and Hugo Chavez, thanks to Another Rovian Conspiracy.

Omaha Public Schools - always on the ball

Who is watching the coop?

The taxpayer supported Omaha Public School retirement fund has been writing checks to a retired teacher that died almost 20 years ago. She was Winifred Brinker, and taught for 17 years at OPS, retiring in 1980. The $120,000 in payments made since her death in 1988 were electronically deposited to an American National Bank account.

Compound interest should have fattened that amount to a tidy sum by now. Unless, of course, it isn't there. The bank needed a court order to open up the account; I don't know the results yet. OPS spokeswoman Luanne Nelson said they were still "in the discovery process." Read: "We don't have a clue."

The Omaha World Herald had the details here, last time I looked. Unless they have changed their ways, the OWH will try to make you pay to read it after a few days. If you are in Omaha, you aren't supposed to read about Winifred here: Not For Online Use In Omaha Market. Any wonder why newspapers are going broke?

I gather that the stewards of OPS' retirement money just wait to be informed that a payee is deceased. Maybe they read the obituaries, maybe they don't. Winifred Brinker's obit appeared in the OWH:

Brinker's obituary advertisement ran in The World-Herald on May 19, 1988. And her death certificate was filed with Douglas County vital statistics the day after her death. OPS officials had no answers as to why they weren't aware, or made aware, of Brinker's death.

The same OPS is the steward of our children's' educations. Private schools ought to get our tax money. These bureaucrats posing as educators have no incentive to do anything right. No incentive to teach to a standard, no incentive to provide guidance and leadership, and no incentive to keep an eye on the bottom line. The taxpayers are their constant cash cow and the kids are their victims.

I don't Cair, it just ain't right!

No butts-up prayer on the production line

Right here in Nebraska. What a gigantic violation of Political Correctness, sticking like a plank from our state's eye. Nebraska Mohammedans are unhappy, even crying because we are so insensitive. These Somali immigrants will burn in hell if they don't pray right on time, but they risk humiliation and loss of their meat-packing jobs if they leave the production line to do so. From the AP:

Supervisors at a Swift & Co. meatpacking plant have fired or harassed dozens of Somali Muslim employees for trying to pray at sunset, violating civil rights laws, the workers and their advocates say.

The five- to 10-minute prayer, known as the maghrib, must be done within a 45-minute window around sunset, according to Muslim rules. The workers at the Swift & Co. plant in Grand Island say they quit, were fired or were verbally and physically harassed over the issue.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations has drafted a complaint to be filed with the federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. The petition compiles testimony from at least 44 workers who had planned to sign the complaint during a meeting Sunday. The signing was changed to a later date because of a logistical problem.

Jama Mohamed, 28, said he was fired in June for leaving a production line to pray.

These Somali immigrants are either ungrateful assholes or are being manipulated by CAIR. Next they will want us to let them take family leave for honor killings.
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From the liberal progressive side, the New Nebraska Network says this about the prostrating packers: "It does us no good to pretend this is simply a Muslim problem: it isn't. It's a worker's rights problem, it's a problem of religious freedom... it's our problem." We're not worthy to have these holy guests.

From Atlas Shrugs, a warning: "No one should take a job they can't fulfill. Seriously. Islam is winning." I think we have some open prayer slots left on the pork sausage line; they can take those.
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As if Nebraska didn't have enough planks stuck in its eye, PETA is trying to shut down our packing plants that practice Kosher slaughter. They have even gotten a special prosecutor to investigate the practices of Local Pride, a packing plant in Gordon, Nebraska.

The plant had been shuttered before a Jewish family joined up with the Oglala Lakota tribe to reopen it. It goes without saying that PETA wants to destroy the meat industry, no matter who gets hurt.

Another reason democracy stinks

He's got a scheme

People like this get to vote. India has certainly improved since they adopted democracy and let these fine witch hunters have a say in governance. Universal suffrage is stupid. Why would anyone want idiots making important decisions? It spells the end of any republic.

Its time we admitted that full democracy is just another form of tyranny. The only difference is that in an unrestricted democracy, the tyrant will be the lowest common denominator.

Gun Control and Penicillin

MAC 10 .45 caliber "Burp Gun" - shown burping

There's nothing like a heavy telescoping bolt to help out with gun control. The MAC10 machine pistol is perfect for gunfights in telephone booths or showy field executions. But you end up out of ammo in seconds. Zzzzip!
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Explanation: The old feeder isn't feeling well. Powerful antibiotics are what the Doctor ordered, and they are making me nauseous. Nausea precludes organized thought. The Feedlot's normal, sensible blogging has been curtailed for now. I can't even spell penicillin.

Ruin your day

Right here.
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Perhaps these Omaha bikini clad beauties will cheer you up.

Canadian Cutting Edge Science

Jonathan Schaeffer - waiting for the solution

From Canada.com (where you can play tunes on their musical navigation buttons) comes this announcement: Canadian scientists crack Checkers code:

A team of scientists at the University of Alberta has reached a milestone in artificial intelligence by using computers to 'solve' the game of checkers.
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To solve the game, the team had to sift through an astronomical number of checkers positions and analyse the best way to move the pieces. Almost continuously since 1989, dozens of computers have been working on the problem, constantly updating Chinook's database with more and more positions.

Seems like a funny problem to put all those computers to work on for years, but the Canuck accomplishment is an excellent example of an inelegant proof. Checkers actually presents more of a geometry problem than a scientific method problem inasmuch as its solution can be posed as a theorem susceptible of proof. A theorem whose proof is inherently inelegant is anathema to both geometers and scientists. A really inelegant proof is one that the mind cannot grasp. In this case, banks of computers working day and night is what it took to grasp the solution.

The first case of such an inelegant proof the old feeder remembers was the computerized solution of the infamous Four Color Map Problem. It has been known since men started to make maps that no more than four colors were needed to keep two contiguous countries from sharing the same color. No matter how many times cats set ink to paper to try to refute this theorem, four colors was all that was ever required. But nobody could say why.

After a number of attempted 'elegant' proofs to the four color theorem were propounded and later shown to be inadequate, computers were invented and set to work finding the solution. Its an interesting story.

The four color theorem was the first major theorem to be proven using a computer, and the proof is not accepted by all mathematicians because it would be unfeasible for a human to verify by hand (see computer-assisted proof). Ultimately, in order to believe the proof, one has to have faith in the correctness of the compiler and hardware executing the program used for the proof.

The perceived lack of mathematical elegance by the general mathematical community was another factor, and to paraphrase comments of the time, "a good mathematical proof is like a poem—this is a telephone directory!"

If you can't grasp a solution with your mind, then maybe its no good? Like everyone else caught up in this philosophical conundrum, I'm not sure. Nobody has come up with a fundamental proof of the gravitational effect that I can wrap my head around, either, but I'm still going to count on gravity to keep my stuff where I put it.
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Beware of Canuck checkers hustlers.

The Vegetarian Agenda

Meat is On The Table

On the table for demonization by the Marxist stooge eco-crazies, that is. The global warming scamsters walk shoulder to shoulder with the lunatics of PETA and other vegetarian stooges on the path to their Moonbat One-World Utopia. I wouldn't care, but they want the rest of us in lockstep with them. We are supposed to go along whether we like muscle cars and muscle meats or not.

I've never cared for lockstep.

Nebraska child molester still too short for prison

Too short to ride the Penitentiary

Last year, the Plains Feeder noted that Nebraska Judge Kristine Cecava had given probation instead of prison time to a convicted child molester because he was too short for prison. Richard Thompson, 52, was convicted of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl in Sidney, Nebraska. He was later classified by the State Patrol as a Class III Sex Offender, the classification considered most likely to repeat their offense.

Judge Cecava feared he would be mistreated in the Penitentiary because he was so short. You can see from his mug shot that he is about 5' 1" with his neck craned.

Not many folks thought it was a suitable sentence; the thinking was this jerk ought to do some time. The State Attorney General, Jon Bruning, thought so, too. He appealed the sentence to the Nebraska Court of Appeals. They have decided; hat tip to the Mickeys for tipping me off.

The Court of Appeals has upheld the sentence, saying that Judge Cecava hadn't handed down a sentence that was clearly too lenient. It appears that the pre-sentence report, normally kept secret, was part of the reason our Supreme Court Lite agreed that the sentence was proper. I haven't seen it, so I don't know.

In the Lincoln JournalStar story linked above, Shorty's attorney, Clarence Mock, is quoted as saying, "Thompson is doing well" and that he hopes the "criticism of the judge who handed down Thompson's sentence will subside after this ruling." I would ask, who gives a damn how the little molester is doing? What about the victim? What about the public sense of outrage and desire for justice?

Just so the little pervert is "doing well", I guess everything is OK.

This is the same Clarence Mock that is changing the rules in rape cases to favor the accused. Whoever heard of a rape trial in which the victim couldn't testify that she had been raped? Ask Mr. Mock to explain it.
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Stan Sipple at HuskerBlawgs has a link to the decision, and points out the disparity diversity of reasoning in recent sentencing decisions. Stan calls Thompson the runt rider.
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Nebraska's own bleeding heart, Ed Howard, who poses as a news reporter on the lofty sounding "Statepaper.com" naturally asks us to look beyond our horrible prejudices against 50 year old men who rape 12 year old girls and have a little sympathy. We should all be as well informed and enlightened as Ed. Besides being a pinko liberal who sells his bias to the MSM, Ed is a jerk. I wouldn't say it if I didn't know it.

Omaha, Nebraska: Union Town

Not much chance of fiscal responsibility in Omaha, Nebraska as long as the public service unions have Mayor Mike Fahey in their pocket. Omaha's official city services policy will remain: pay more, get less.

Why Nebraskans put up with this organized robbery is beyond me. But I've always thought that trade unions, especially in the public sector, were a bad idea. While they stink of Marxism, they act like Mafia mobsters.

I try to stay out of Red State Nebraska's yuppified Blue Island, especially when I'm looking to spend some cash. I wouldn't want to contribute to their insanity.

Mohammedan Lies

Mohammedan Love-In

"Radio Islam is working to promote better relations between the West and the Muslim World. Radio Islam is against racism of all forms, against all kinds of discrimination of people based on their colour of skin, faith or ethnical bakground." (sic)

What a crock of crap! Radio Islam is no more than a fanatical Mohammedan Jihad web site. Peruse this nasty site and see for yourself how hateful and racist these Moslem Peace cats really are. Radio Islam is a veritable compendium of the twisted Mohammedan lies that justify their murderous Jihad. Its all there.

Take the time to know your enemy. Confront Islam and its apologists.

Or maybe you don't give a rat's ass.

State 29

State 29 Blog says Adios. Who was that masked man?

Clinton-Obama ticket?

Will Barack Obama be Hillary's White House Boy?

Headline on the Drudge Report:

QUINDLEN: Clinton-Obama ticket...

Who will be on top? One guess. Here is more Democrat ugliness.

Today in History: Nixon Watergate Tapes Revealed

On this day in 1973, the existence tape recordings from President Richard M. Nixon's secret bugging of his own offices was revealed. The Watergate hearings were the hot news of the day, and the old feeder was watching the whole mess on TV.

Lawyer Fred Thompson, now a possible candidate for the Presidency himself, asked Nixon flunky Alexander Butterfield if he knew about the bugging and the incriminating tapes. With Butterfield's answer, Nixon's fate was sealed. Read more here.
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Today is also the anniversary of the first atomic bomb explosion. For some reason, the test was code named Trinity.

Nebraska: Tops with Tourists

Nebraska gas prices: almost this bad

We Nebraskans need to advertise this attraction. People will drive for miles to see and pay the Nations Highest Gasoline Prices. From K-Cow: Nebraska Tops National Gas Price Average: "Cornhusker state 29 cents above the national average." Twenty-nine cents, or about $5 or $6 a tankful.

State tourism will explode with folks from around the country, driving across Nebraska to get their pictures taken in front of our gas station price signs. Small towns could vie for the honor of being the very highest. The locals will prosper and the state coffers will grow fat with tax revenue. The bugeater state will become a tourist Mecca.

"Where are you taking your vacation this summer, Sid?"

"Up to Nebraska. The wife and kids can't wait to see those gas prices."

What Paul Bunyan did for Minnesota, these big gas prices will do for the Cornhusker State.
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Seriously, a summertime state gasoline tax break has been suggested out here where the tourist attractions are separated by miles and miles of plain old Nebraska. It made too much sense for the legislature, which has never trusted advice from economists. Our state gasoline taxes are higher than those in neighboring states. (See: Cross the River and Save in the Cattle Chute.)

We can't afford to lose the revenue, the Solons of Lincoln whined at the idea of a summer gas tax cut. Can you hear the small towns drying up and blowing away?

This is shameful.

Airman David Koebele in Kuwait

David L. Koebele was arrested Saturday for trying to hook up with an underage Iowa girl he met on the internets. Koebele is a 23 year old Air Force member stationed at Offutt Air Force Base, here in Bellevue Nebraska. Evidently he traveled to Waterloo, Iowa to meet a girl for sex, but the details are sketchy so far. Waterloo is in Blackhawk County. From the Waterloo - Cedar Falls Courier:

A release from the sheriff's office said Koebele traveled to an undisclosed Black Hawk County park for the purposes of meeting a female he knew to be under 16 years old. The statement said Koebele made arrangements through the Internet to meet with the female and transport her to a local motel where he planned to engage in a sex act with her. Koebele was taken into custody after he arrived at the park.

This sneaky pedophile wore the uniform, bringing shame on his fellow soldiers, sailors and airmen. Every time you see a news story about his crime, Offutt AFB will be shamed. Airman Koebele was featured in his local Wisconsin newspaper as a Hometown Hero. I wonder what the home folks think of Koebele's latest notoriety? His family, once so proud, must be miserable.

I'll bet this pervert's shirt didn't like having to deal with this on the weekend. I see jail and a dishonorable discharge in Dave's future. If he is convicted, of course.
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There probably won't be any more real news about this arrest until Monday, when Mr. Koebele will likely appear before a judge. If so, I'll post it here, as an Update.
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At least he won't be tried in Nebraska, where the judges will do anything a defense attorney asks. Including holding a rape trial in which none of the parties, including the victim, can say the words "rape," "sexual assault kit," “victim” or “assailant” in court. The victim is appealing the decision. More shame on Nebraska.

Golly, whats next? "I think this murder trial would be unfair if anyone gets to say 'murder' or 'kill'. We can say 'died' or 'passed away' instead."
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Update: The Des Moines Register has the story, but doesn't mention Koebele's military status. He's just a "Nebraska man". Coming from the leftist DM Register, I'm surprised. There isn't any more news, but the article has numerous interesting comments.
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The Air Force Times confirms that Airman Koebele was with Offutt Air Force Base’s 55th Security Forces Squadron. There are a number of specialties in a Security Forces squadron, some of them very demanding.

Miss Rodeo Nebraska 2008

Kristen Schott - Rodeo Queen

She's a good looking cowgirl, and not from western Nebraska. Kristen Schott is from tiny Battle Creek and has previously won several rodeo pageants. These competitions are much like other beauty pageants, but the girls are also judged on their western-style equestrian ability. The object is to become Miss Rodeo America. I don't know if they have rodeos anywhere else, or if there a Miss Rodeo World.
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The old feeder has heard all sorts of beauty queens, like garlic queens, pork queens, beef queens, poultry queens and dog queens, but I can't find any 'vegetarian queens'. I assume they are all too scrawny and sickly for beauty pageants.

Friday the 13th

Grease Ants Invade the Feedlot

The old feeder won't take any chances tomorrow. It will be Friday the thirteenth. You can call it a superstition, but it is a great excuse to put off any sort of less desirable activity. It happens so seldom that you can't abuse it.

For example: If the dentist says "We can start that root canal for you on Friday.", once in a while you can just say "Friday the 13th? I don't think so. What about next month?" They might roll their eyes, but you will get a stay of execution.

I'm actually able to use this ruse on myself. In my head, the reasoning goes like this: "I really need to mow the yard, but I'd probably cut off my foot doing it on Friday the 13th. Mañana. Me voy a mowiar mañana." Thats right, sometimes I think in a sort of pidginized Spanish.
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The bad luck is already starting. I went to wash the dishes this afternoon. There was a trail of excruciatingly tiny grease ants leading from a wall outlet over the counter to a dirty spoon. I'll bet they have a big nest under the slab where the plumbing goes through. Black pepper deters them, but you need chemistry to kill 'em.

I snapped the picture above, with the match for scale. The dots in the background is the screen pattern in the ersatz butcher block Formica on my counter.
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Grease ants should not be confused with pissants. The antics of the hardy Nobel pissant keep Northern Europeans amused through the long winters.
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Update: From AP Chicago - "More than 120 people who ate from the same booth at the Taste of Chicago food festival last week became ill, at least nine of them with salmonella poisoning and 10 who were hospitalized" The culprit was the Pars Cove Persian Cuisine booth. Even though Max Pars looks more Chicago that Tehran, why anyone would partake of food prepared by Iranian strangers is beyond me.

I suppose these poisoned Chicagoans wanted to be PC. We wouldn't want to offend the Iranians, would we? I don't know, but Max probably has Mexicans doing the actual cooking, like most restaurants these days. Either way, I don't trust them.

I hope blogger Chicago Ray didn't eat any of the tainted Ju-Jak Kabob. He has a post about Friday the thirteenth right here.

Chertoff's Gut Feeling

Seriously, folks, I've got a gut feeling...

Does anyone trust US Secretary of Homeland Security Mike Chertoff's gut feeling about an impending terrorist attack in the US after all his pissing and moaning about how we can't possibly secure our borders? America ought to have a proactive, can-do cat to run our Homeland Security operations. Chertoff has lost my confidence. Even President Bush doesn't buy the 'gut feeling' approach to National Defense.

Perhaps we should consider having a military person in charge at DHS. Politicians and lawyers don't appear to be willing or able keep the Jihad wars off our streets. Maybe Mensa General Norm Schwarzkopf or Ollie North. It is just too bad that Curtis LeMay isn't available.
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Get your own Security Advisory System Gut Alert banner here.

Criminal Behavior

People You’ll See In Hell has a new look, and this post, Criminal Behavior, provides an example of the insights PYSIH has to offer. PYSIH is more than just juicy crime stories. For example, in summing up a fine review of current theories propounded to explain why some of us behave badly the writer concludes:

“At the end of the day,” a co-worker of mine has told me, “at the end of the day, it’s not because they were beaten as a kid, or they had a hard life, or because they’ve got some messed up chemical imbalance. It’s because they’re stupid.”

It works for me, too. As for the 'new look', PYSIH is looking to improve it. You can help.

Cow Farts Got You Worried?

Add Beano to their Feed

Scientists at the Institute of Grassland and Environmental Research in the UK have a notion to change the diets of our meat animals to something less gassy. In spite of the fact that the man-made global warming scare has been mostly de-bunked, anyone that thinks they can get some sort of giver-mint grant to solve the non-existent problem are still hard at work. Never mind that volcanoes and rock concerts create more greenhouse gas than our herds of succulent meat animals, nor that farmers have a limited menu to offer in their pastures and feedlots.

I've got a better, more practical idea that doesn't involve changing the entire agricultural system. Just add Beano to the feed we already use. The stuff works, and the total cost to the ag economy would be small compared with trying to get farmers to change the way they have been feeding their livestock for so long. Once my Beano plan is implemented, all we'd have to do is make all those mountains of manure stop giving off methane.
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Perhaps switching to smaller cattle would help. Those little steaks would be cute.

Iraq War Protesters Convicted in UK

That's Me All Over!

The Associated Press reports the conviction of the three Al-Qaeda type Mohammedan Jihad terrorists. In the nauseatingly PC story, the convicted terrorists are quoted as saying they were just protesting against the Iraq war. No mention is made of their possibly being Al-Qaeda inspired terrorists or Jihadists or even that they were Moslems. Regular folks gone momentarily bad.

These were the nasty Moslems that tried to blow themselves up on London's tube July 21, 2005. That attempt, which failed only because these creeps had a bum explosive recipe, came just two weeks after another, similar Mohammedan terrorist attack in London killed 52 commuters.

I guess they were only some overzealous anti-war peaceniks driven to extremes by George Bush and his maddening illegitimate imperial globalist Nazi war for oil in Iraq. I'm sure a little jail time will straighten them right out. Heaven forbid the AP should affix a GWOT bumper sticker on this attempted suicide bombing.

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
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Update: Now four of the anti-war peaceniks charged with the 7/21/05 attempted suicide bombings have been found guilty. But now the Associated Press is calling them "Muslim militants" who were "inspired by al-Qaida". The jury is still out on two more of the accused fanatic Mohammedan Jihad murder-suicide bombers Muslim militants. Nice try, Tariq.
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The illustration that heads this post is offered as an example of a successful Muslim militant. I'll bet the cat in the picture didn't use chapati flour and hair bleach to cook up his ticket to Allah's nasty paradise.

Laura Ingraham Topless

Gratuitous Jab at Cindy and Hugo

Googlers are sometimes good for a laugh. The Conservative Cat takes note of the humans that arrive at his nifty blog by searching for pictures of Laura Ingraham topless. His solution: give them what they want.

The Plains Feeder has a number of Googlers that come to the feedlot looking for unwholesome barnyard photos. In my own way, I tried to accommodate their prurient interest.
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More Laughs: Nebraska Republican odd-ball Hal Daub, once the mayor of Omaha and a former US Congressman, is sniffing around the state seeking support for a possible run for the Senate. He calls it his "Listening and Learning Tour." I'll leave it to the Leavenworth Street Sweeper and his following of in the know cats to analyze the subtle mechanics of this zany race, but I can't help laughing when I think of Hal.

All I can think about is his attempt to change his image many years ago. He went from the standard dork haircut you see here, to a gel-slick hairstyle, shiny and straight back. It looked like something a college boy from the Macassared twenties might wear. The laughing lasted longer than Hal's new do.

Since then, I can't think of Hal Daub without thinking: "Brylcreem -- A Little Dab'll Do Ya!"

Hal's solution to the illegal alien problem: some unspecified kind of

[E]lectronic identification that would create an electronic fence. Illegal immigrants who work would have a year to come forward to be identified and fingerprinted or the employer could serve jail time.

'We have lots of jobs and are very short on labor,' Daub said, saying it would be impractical to ship millions of people out of the country.

Make any sense to you? Is it like an invisible dog fence? This sort of thinking is vintage Hal. His ideas include such gems as re-instituting trolley cars, digging gondola canals downtown and making a lake out of the town of Ashland. You have to give him credit; a few of his goofy ideas seem to have paid off. And when his schemes don't work out, Hal always seems to land on his feet.
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Antidote: Should you find yourself laughing too hard, check out this post by Ben Smith, Hillary the inevitable.
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Still More: Remember the rest of the 'little daub' Brycreem jingle?

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya,
Brylcreem, you'll look so debonair!
Brylcreem, the gals'll all pursue ya!
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair.

Those gals' fingers won't be any greasier than if they had eaten a whole bag of potato chips.
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Yet More: I suspect that Brylcreem is highly combustible. My girlfriend showed me a picture of her late husband, a Filipino cat. He had a big pompadour, high and shiny. She told me he died in a house fire. Tactless me, I blurted out: "He didn't have a chance once that hair caught fire." She got over it eventually.
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Did You Know? You can play a great practical joke on someone that uses Brylcreem. First you have to get hold of their tube of the greasy kid stuff. Squeeze out a big 'dab' of the Brylcreem. Get a tube of Nair or some other white depilatory cream. Hold the nozzles of the two tubes together and carefully squeeze a similar sized dab of depilatory into the Brylcreem tube. Won't they be surprised!

Man, Oh Man, Oh Manischewitz!

An Episcopal Priest who says she is also a Mohammedan gets a two year suspension from preaching. Rev. Ann Holmes Redding has been a priestess for 23 years at St. Mark's Episcopal Cathedral in Seattle, Washington. Said Reverend Mullah Ann: "I am both Muslim and Christian, just like I'm both an American of African descent and a woman. I'm 100 percent both". Man, Oh Man, Oh Manischewitz!
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I thought Episcopalians would take anyone.

Bombers Coming To Omaha

Bombers: headed for the Heartland

I thought it was Disturbing Headline: NewsRadio 1110 KFAB: Bombers Coming To Omaha.

As it turns out, the article isn't about Mohammedan MDs setting up terror cells in Omaha, but rather about a great chance to see and even take a ride in a real WWII bomber. If I'm lucky, I'll be able to see these roaring big prop planes flying over the feedlot.

The Collings Foundation’s WINGS OF FREEDOM TOUR of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress "Nine O Nine" and the Consolidated B-24 Liberator WWII Heavy Bombers, will fly into Eppley Airfield in Omaha for a visit from July 9 to July 11 to offer local citizens an opportunity to visit, explore, and learn more about these unique and rare treasures of aviation history.

The old feeder is fascinated by these rough old birds. I've flown them all on my computer flight sims. The feedlot library has almost as many WWII bomber books as it does U-boat titles. Many brave men died in both machines. Their stories are worth remembering.

Shirley Phelps-Roper charged in Sarpy County, Nebraska

Christian hate monger Shirley Phelps-Roper has been formally charged with negligent child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, flag mutilation and disturbing the peace. Right here in military sympathetic Sarpy County, home of Offutt AFB.

The charges stem from her outrageous use of her child in a US flag stomping incident while her husband's church was protesting at the funeral for Bellevue firefighter and soldier Spc. Bill Bailey. Baily was killed in Iraq, serving in the National Guard. From KETV Omaha's account:

Bellevue Officer Joe Gray, who made the arrest, said that at first the group brought out a couple of members' own American flags.

"The arrestee, Ms. Phelps-Roper, put one around her waist. The second one was given to a 10-year-old, who put it on the ground and started kicking it in the area they were protesting," Gray said.

Nebraska law states that it is a Class 3 misdemeanor when a person "intentionally casts contempt or ridicule upon a flag by mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning or trampling upon such flag." The law was passed in 1977.

"It appears the adults weren't stepping on the flag because they knew it was a violation of the law. But they allowed the children to go ahead and do that," Gray said.

Naturally, now that the news has gone national, the liberal press and the ACLU will try to paint us Nebraskans as examples of what out-of-touch with the times, jingoist hayseeds in the fly-over states are all about.

Makes me proud to be a Sarpy County resident.

Fred Thompson can win in 2008

No other Republican, declared or not, has numbers like Fred Thompson gets in the new Rasmussen Poll: Hillary 45% - Thompson 45%. How much money has Hillary Clinton spent to get her numbers? Fred hasn't officially declared yet and I don't think he has spent very much at all.
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Maybe if Bill and Hillary were to campaign together in the nude while holding Bibles and adopt Barack Obama...

Happy Independence Day!

Get the Spirit of '76

Fly the flag, put little flags in your yard, join a parade, shoot off a few firecrackers, and fire up the grill; celebrate the Fourth of July. Read the Declaration of Independence to the kids. Try not to notice them as would wrest this great day in history away from its true significance. After all, it IS a free country.

Dr. Mohammed?

Mohammedan Doctors: leaning toward Jihad?

Political correctness can kill. If our desire to be nice to Moslems gets in the way of determining which of them wants to kill us, then it is time to quit being so damned nice to them. We need to check them all out thoroughly, and throw them out or in jail if there is the slightest chance they have Jihad leanings.

The muderous Mohammedan Doctors in London are but one example.

The stakes are too high for us to take risks just to appear more civilized than the terrorists. Clearly, we are more civilized than the Mohammedan fanatics, but letting them worm their way into our confidence just to get a chance to kill us is a mark of stupidity, not civility. We don't have to 'cut their heads' or burn their mosques, because we are more civilized. But we need to do something to ferret out these Jihadists and neutralize them before they strike.

Much more of this crap and Americans will call for loyalty oaths and Mohammedan internment camps. What else can we do? Sit and wait for them to destroy our country?
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Update: Read Vicar White's e-mail about his meeting with an Iraqi al Qaeda leader in Jordan:

He told me that they were going to start killing in the UK then the USA. One sentence I remembered but did not understand was "those who cure you will kill you".

Americans ought to heed this warning. I doubt if Political Correctness will allow the US to lift their o-so-tolerant heads out of the sand in time. We will get more Dhimmitude, like the simpering Gordon Brown, Britain's new Prime Minister and their new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith:

The low-key Smith also stands in contrast to her pugnacious predecessor, John Reid, whose tough talk on terrorism was sometimes criticized for inflaming ethnic and religious tensions. In a speech to lawmakers Monday, Smith called terrorists "criminals whose victims come from all walks of life, communities and religious backgrounds." Brown has spoken of "al-Qaida" attackers but not of "Islamic" or "Muslim" terrorists.

Instead of announcing new anti-terror legislation—as Blair and Reid did after the July 7 bombings—Brown has said he wants to work with opposition politicians to build a consensus on what steps to take.

"This is not the time for rushing into new legislation," said Brown's official spokesman, Michael Ellam.

There is evidence the public approves of Brown's cautious approach.

"I'm impressed with the fact that (Brown) and Jacqui Smith speak pretty calmly," said Londoner James Freeman, 32. "They're focusing on terrorists as criminals, rather than people of a religious persuasion. I think (Brown) is going to continue to stand firm."

[my emphasis]

For myself, I plan to avoid Mohammedan care-givers. How do I know they aren't doing the work of their twisted religion of death by infecting their patients or some other means less dramatic than car bombing? What about the Mohammedan Dr. Tahir Javed in Fremont, Nebraska that infected numerous patients with hepatitis C? Maybe Dr. Javed didn't have the courage to set himself on fire, but...

You can call it racial profiling if you want. I call it terrorist profiling. What is your Doctor's name?

Scooter should get a pardon

President Bush has commuted "Scooter" Libby's prison sentence. No jail, which is good, but... Scooter deserves better than a felony rap. He was persecuted, not prosecuted, through the biased federal courts for not remembering something about a crime that never happened. By the time George Bush leaves office, he would be able to pardon this victim of politicized justice. I hope he does.
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Via US Department of Justice: Complete list of Bill and Hillary Clinton's friends that were pardoned by him during his Presidency. It is a very long list, most of them were pardoned for real crimes.
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More better analysis: The Jawa Report. The Good Lt. there also has this audio of Mark Levin explaining the hypocrisy of those crying 'foul' over President Bush's commutation of Scooter's sentence. Listen if you have the time.
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Chicago Ray reminds Bush that pardons for the imprisoned Border Patrol agents should be next.

Concert for Diana: Royals stink on ice

Blue Blooded Boys?

I couldn't watch the nasty Concert for Diana. Every mixed-up fruit in the world was there. Except the Wahabists. Diana was half-way good looking, but a gold-digger of the largest caliber. She died chasing a drunken Mohammedan in an effort to be the next Jackie Onassis.

The only institution I despise worse than monarchy is communism. My advice, to paraphrase Bob Barker, is: have your Royals spayed or neutered!
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Elton John

Thats what we said, Hillary

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

Hillary Clinton: White House Needs a Clean Sweep. Seems like that's what we said the last time your family was living there, Hilly.
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She's running scared of Fred.