March 31, 2006

French Democracy or Mob Rule


Free Lunch for French Loafers
I have never been a big fan of democracy. Or of France, for that matter. The French reaction to changes to their youth job security law illustrates a disturbing trend. All the French government did was to fix an ill-conceived law that gave French youth a free ride at the expense of saddling their employers with unfireable deadwood. (Much like the deadwood the trade unions in the US have forced on GM, for example.) As Allahpundit put it, the new law merely made it so "they're not entitled to lifetime job security by age 26."

I don't care a fig how the French foul up their own country, but I see the ubiquitous 'strikes' that have traditionally paralyzed France giving way to something worse. The street demonstration as riot. When this violence and destruction takes the place of reasonable debate conducted through representatives of the opposing factions, western democracy is in for trouble.

There are folks here in the USA who will see the French capitulation (for capitulate they certainly will) to the demands and threats of the street mobs as a great success. Power to the People pukes will see this usurpation of process as a furtherance of their twisted notion of democratic ideals. In my view, mob rule is set apart from democracy by only the most tenuous of distinctions. What has been happening in France has blurred this boundary for the worse.

Too bad for the French, but who cares? I might say that, but I see this same mob mentality gaining here in America. The 2008 U.S. national elections will be a watershed; if its outcome is decided or even affected by uncivil mob action, the Union may well be finished.

March 30, 2006

Wholesome, Fresh Meat? (Or was it soaked in salt water?)


Fresh Meat? Odds are it is Adulterated
The old feeder went into Omaha for supplies last weekend. I had a chance to check out the meat counters at a number of stores for one of my pet peeves: supposedly fresh cuts of meat that have been adulterated with the addition of salt water. And the percentage is up since last I griped about the practice. You and I both know why much of the meat sold in Omaha these days is 'injected' with a salty solution amounting to 10% - 15% of the final weight. Salt water is cheaper than meat. It is cheaper than beef, pork or chicken; and it is regularly added to them all. In many of the stores I visited over the weekend, you could not buy untreated meat. All of the 'fresh' meat was watered-down.

The reason this practice is legal: the adulteration is disclosed in very tiny print, in some cases located on the underside of the package. In fact, some packers actually have the nerve to tout this salt water soak as an enhancement. I say it isn't any good for the meat at all; it changes the way it cooks, screws up normal seasoning with the added salt, and affects the texture adversely. Injecting salt, msg or sodium nitrate into meat certainly isn't good for us consumers. At least not those of us as need to watch our sodium intake. The only thing this nasty business enhances is the bottom line of the crooks that sell it.

I'm not the only one concerned. Some local grocers, like No Frills, have advertised that they don't add anything to their fresh meats. Omaha Channel 42 KPTM TV did this consumer awareness piece in December of last year, Prime Assignment: Pumped Up Meat. Folks in the UK have been talking about the increased amounts of adulteration there, where the additives were found amounting up to 30% of product weight.

I don't know if this business bothers you as much as it does me. Maybe you like salty, flabby meat. Perhaps you like to pay steak prices for water. Would you buy any other product that was 'watered down' or 'cut' if you could get the real thing, pure and natural? Would you believe that the diluted product was enhanced in any way?

Would you buy this Scotch?

March 29, 2006

Why would Mexicans in the US insult the flag?


How is this supposed to help Mexicans in the USA?
Why would Mexicans living here in the United States do things like this? Acts like this seem especially counterproductive now, while the US is engaged in a heated debate about our national attitude towards these same Mexicans. I don't know much about the "Mexican movement" or whatever it is called, but I smell agents provocateur. Bad folks who want trouble for reasons not necessarily related to these immigrants' cause.

The only other explanation is that the Mexicans do things like this just to piss the rest of us off. Instead, they should be trying to ingratiate themselves with the America they want to make their home. Thanks to Michelle Malkin for pointing out the outrageous. If all they wanted was California, well...

March 28, 2006

Feedlot Knives


The old feeder bought this knife in Venice many years ago. It is still one of my favorites. I have been going through old negatives and pictures this week with the object of digitizing the ones I want to keep. I came across a picture of me taken as I came out of the knife shop with my new toy. I admit to being fascinated by switchblades since I was a little tyke. This is a nice big one with heavy brass bolsters and real horn scales. Carrying this nifty tool back to Nebraska by air was no sweat, but this was before 9/11.

I figure it is more of a cutthroat's weapon. I don't think it would be any good in a fight; like any folder, it will be weak at the hinge. But it can add a persuasive note to otherwise unconvincing arguments with its hearty click and impressive size.

Ethanol: a Trick on Farmers


Coal Power makes Ethanol
The old feeder used to illustrate the relationship between red indians and white men in the USA with an anecdote. It was the bad old smog days in southern California, and the solution du jour was to 'go electric'. This clean energy would reduce the fossil fuel emissions that were blamed for the smog.

At the very same time, some huge coal-fired electrical plants were built in the Four Corners area. This is where Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona come together, and is home to numerous large red indian reservations. These plants not only were touted as a job boon for the poor res cats, but were going to enable the increased 'clean' electrification of the smoggy cities on the coast. It amounted to a trick on the indians. The totality of the transaction was merely to shift the dirty air from white folks' neighborhoods to red folks' reservations.

Something of the same sort is happening right here in the Great Plains. Today, a dearth of clean energy is the problem, and ethanol is the solution du jour. Naturally, most farmers think that laws forcing drivers to use gasoline adulterated with low energy alcohol are a good idea. When a businessman gets the government to force the public to buy his product, he knows in his heart that what he is doing is wrong. It isn't nice to get the government to push your neighbors around for your own benefit. So the businessman must also have some salve for his conscience. In this case the salve is green: using ethanol means clean air.

But this green salve, like most rationalizations, is only as good as its main premise, here: the resulting clean air. We must ask just how much clean air do we get for our moral lapse? And just exactly who gets to breathe this clean air? The answers would suggest that the push to force ethanol into our gas tanks is just as insidious a trick on farmers as the Four Corners coal burners were on the indians.

The production of ethanol requires an input of energy. The corn or other biomass must be ground, fermented and distilled. Where does the energy to make the ethanol come from? Well, here in Nebraska it comes from burning coal. Coal that is burned right here in Nebraska, at coal plants that are built specifically to service the ethanol plants. Think I'm kidding?

Here are two separate press releases from Archer Daniels Midlands. The first one announces the expansion of ethanol production with a planned new ethanol plant in Columbus, Nebraska. The second one announces the planned construction of a coal fired power plant to be built in Columbus to power the ethanol plant. Nobody wants another coal fired plant in their neighborhood. Just ask the cats in California, where they haven't built a new one in decades. The new Columbus plant will also burn high-sulphur coal, old tires and other trash for fuel. I can smell it already!

Nebraskans choke on the smoke, so city folks can feel green and breathe free. Wise up, grain farmers. Don't sell 'the good life' so cheaply. Ethyl alcohol is for drinking; it is a lousy fuel that takes more 'green' than it gives.

March 25, 2006

Canadian Seal Hunters Need Your Old Baseball Bats


"And me without a bat, eh?"
The annual seal hunt starts today in Canada. In spite of global warming caused thin ice, public disapproval from PETA duped entertainment stars, and carping from moonbats, the hunt goes on. But some of these poor North Americans, who depend on the seal harvest to feed their kids, had to stay home because of the acute club shortage now affecting the Northern Provinces. Our neighbors need our help. The problem and what you can do to make a difference follows.

It seems the Norwegian seal hunters, smarting from accusations of 'live skinning', have bought up almost every suitable bat in the northern hemisphere. That is why our neighbors to the north need our help. I'm sure every red-blooded American reading this has at least one or two old baseball bats in the garage or a closet that they don't use any more. These bats (only the wooden ones, aluminum bats are forbidden by the Seal Hunter's Union) are just perfect for clubbing baby seals. Dig out those old Louisville Sluggers, and encourage your friends to do the same. Help build up our tattered relations with the Canucks!

In order to get these bats into the hands of the seal hunters up north, the old feeder plans to organize a bat collection and delivery road trip. Any volunteers? Eh?
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Update: Once the Canadian clubbing got underway, things turned ugly. The Plains Feeder seal bat delivery road trip is cancelled at least until the old feeder can get a new fake passport.

March 24, 2006

Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel: Lost in the 60's


Click to see the whole cartoon
DadGum e-mailed this cartoon to me. He found it at the Grouchy Old Cripple. Senator Chuck Hagel still thinks he can win the 2008 Republican nomination for president with his sorry, outmoded Viet-Nam defeatism. As long as he won't speak of victory in the War on Terror, there will be folks wondering if he is Presidential Material, like Phil Harris at Red State, where the topic is under discussion.

Islam, Religion of Peace or Monstrous Death Cult


Abdul Rahman: Man of The Book
Michelle Malkin has been following the looming fate of accused apostate, Abdul Rahman. See her great posts: The Religion Of Pieces, Condi Rice Calls Karzai and Free Abdul Rahman. This Afghan gent took it upon himself to convert from Mohammedanism to Christianity. As if this wasn't enough to piss off the Imams, he also seems to feel the call to bear witness to his new faith. This really rankles the Islamo-cultist death priests, who ordinarily will tolerate the most disgusting behavior as long as you keep quiet about it.

The Sharia law, now in effect in Afghanistan, the nation Americans bled to free from the Taliban and the terrs, calls for Rahman to be put to death for his conversion. The bloodthirsty mullahs are insisting on killing this poor chump; they must re-assert their insidious influence before Western style freedom strips them of their status. How shameful it must be to these throwback misogynists to be scolded by Condi Rice!

What is wrong with these folks? We find it unthinkable to roll back human progress to the middle ages, when American white folks' ancestors were burning heretics and breaking men on the wheel in Europe. But that is just what these idiot cultists want to do. Worse yet, they want to drag the rest of us into the brutish past along with them. Only a mad death cult would wish such horrors on humanity.
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Update: Michelle Malkin thinks this particular ugly cat can be stuffed back into the bag in a few hours time. Even though the mad Mohammedan cult priests-who-interpret-the-law are howling for death to those who dare "switch". I suppose that, if we can stop this one particular manifestation of Sharia, we can go back to our delusion that these cats are 'just like us' and their Mohammedan madness is a 'religion of peace.' Like this stuff doesn't happen all the time in those countries where this barbarous code is endemic or has come to supplant more wholesome mores. What nation would be foolish enough to let this so-called Law from God get a foothold?

Nebraska Governor's Race: why change now?


Nebraska Governor Dave Heineman
The old feeder has been asked why he didn't blog the first debate between the candidates for Governor of Nebraska. The main reason is that I can't stand to watch political debates, so I didn't watch it. I read the news, and got a good summary of the debates over at Nebraska Citizen. If you don't know about it already, Nebraska Citizen is doing a bang-up job of covering Nebraska politics. This post is mostly a reprint of a comment the feeder left at the House of Hosh.

Why do I think we should keep our current Governor, Dave Heineman? There are things I like about Governor Heineman. (His Cuba mission isn't one of them.) His concern for Nebraska is evident, he knows the job, works hard at it, and he isn't too quick to try to change things just for the sake of 'progress'. I think it would be better for Nebraska to stay with him now. He has done a creditable job, considering he "fell into the job."

Coach Osborne is a swell cat, a great Nebraskan, and he has done a good job for our state as a Congressman. He should come home to a position of honor. Whatever he does, I trust it will be wholesome and beneficial. The office of Governor isn't a position of honor so much as it is a position of responsibility.

Osborne hasn't given me any reason to think we should change horses in midstream. I have no idea about Mr. Nabity. At least Gov. Heineman has taken a stand (the right one, I think) on the OPS takeover scheme. I have had good experiences in dealing with his office, much as I enjoyed with his predecessor, Mike Johanns, now a member of Bush's cabinet.

I say we should stick with Dave Heineman for Governor of Nebraska. Maybe its just a case of keeping the 'devil you know', or, as Hosh would put it, "Voting for the least worst."

March 22, 2006

"Farmer's Snow" Causes Calving Problems In Nebraska


Moo
The big snow we just had here at the Feedlot was considerably worse to the west of us. Up to 25" in some places. While this represents much needed soil moisture for farming, it is making trouble for cattle feeders because it comes during the spring calving season. As Nebraska Department of Agriculture Assistant Director Jamie Karl said, "a cold and wet cow doesn't pay as much attention to her new-born calf as she might if she were comfortable". Keeping your steaks happy and affordable is hard work. Read more about the difficulties caused by the recent snow in this article from Cattle Network .
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Jeff Soyer, who writes one of the best gun blogs on the 'net, Alphecca, and who happens to be gay, says he has to post a something 'gay' now and then just to keep up his cred among the secret gay agenda crowd. Similarly, I feel like I need to post a real 'cattle feeder' story every so often, so the Plains Feeder's farm and ranch readers won't think I'm a city slicker.

March 21, 2006

Debra Lafave Walks


Debra Lafave - Click for Big
From Central Florida's local6.com: Sex crazed school teacher Debra Lafave gets a walk for having sexual relations with one of her middle-school students. "She's just too damned good looking to send to jail; it would shock my conscience," said the Marion County judge.
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Update: The mother of Ms. LaFave's student victim is unhappy with the outcome. she is quoted by central Florida's WESH TV, saying "she knows of at least four other teachers in Marion County who pleaded guilty to the same thing. They didn't get prison time and they didn't get as much probation as Lafave." These sex crazed teachers must be like mice: see one, count ten.
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Updated: Get the story behind the interview: "Matt Lauer wanted it and I gave it to him".

First Full Day of Spring


Dig that crazy car!
The first full day of Spring and the Feedlot is buried under more than a foot of heavy, wet snow. The wind howled all night, causing hard-packed drifts to form in odd patterns. I wonder if I should dig out my car, or wait for the cat that brought the snow to take it away.

It's official: Hillary 'wears the pants'


Big Secret?
Confirming what we all suspected, Hillary Rodham Clinton has publicly acknowledged her role as the man of the house. Drudge linked with this New York Daily News Exclusive this morning. Strap it on, Mizztah Rodham! See if you can fuck us all.

Doug at Below the Beltway thinks he might just feel sorry for Bill. A little bit. Maybe.

March 20, 2006

Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda: Saddam papers show links

I saw it first at the Jawa Report. Jawa links to NewsMax. ABC News evidently reports it as well. The so-called Saddam papers have confirmed that the Iraqi strongman was working with our principal terrorist antagonists: Al-Qaeda and it's leader, Osama bin-Laden. Meanwhile, in Pakistan, revelations of further kanoodling.

Feedlot's "Guess What?" game: Censored?

The old feeder's Guess What post from a while back selected the exact portion of Mother Sheehan's anatomy that al-Jazeera saw fit to censor. Read Michelle Malkin's amusing coverage of the banned muffintop. Nothing like a laugh at the sexual prudishness of these Mohammedans. Even funnier to think, as suggested in the Feedlot Annex, that these jerks might find Cindy's belly to be a 'turn on'. Gag!

Lots of comments at Gateway Pundit. The original "Guess What" post is reproduced below:
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Guess What
I have tried this trick once before. It caused Abe of Don't Let Me Stop You to comment:
Well, you might want to put a warning on that picture link.
You try to guess what the picture you see at the top of this post depicts, then click here to see if you are correct.
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Updated: Still more laughs.

Handgun Fun


Shooting bowling pins with a pistol!
Looking forward to balmier weather, in spite of the current late snowstorm, the old feeder was cleaning his hardware and thinking of plinking. So what do I find over at the Gunscribe's From the Heartland blog but a post about pinshooting! I'll have to admit that I have done a great deal of 'just for fun' shooting, but I have never participated in any civilian form of organized shooting.

The old feeder has a thing about 'signing up' for anything. I don't like to be 'listed'. Hence, local club memberships are right out the window. You probably aren't similarly impeded and if you would like to have a bit of sport with a handgun, check out this nifty pastime. It looks like good, clean family fun to me.

Weapons! Good for Work or Play!

Spring is here


Sun Dagger: Native American (Anasazi) Solar Observatory
This year, the vernal equinox happens today at 18:29 Universal Time. It occurs at the same instant everywhere on earth. The days and nights are of exactly the same duration at the equinoxes, one of which marks the onset of Spring, the other the start of the Fall season. As the old feeder has noted in previous posts, the ability to predict and mark these season changes has been of great importance to human beings since man's bifurcated brain began to wonder what would happen mañana.

Pictured above is a view from inside an ancient solar observatory built by the Anasazi people in what is now Chaco Canyon in New Mexico. These folks used the arrangement of rocks relative to some petroglyphs to allow a sliver of light to point out the solstice and the equinox. Other examples of such ancient observatories are Stonehenge in England, and the so-called medicine wheels here in America. Whatever, Spring has sprung.

In other, less spring-like news, the feedlot is currently being inundated with a heavy wet snow. Here is what the forecasters at WOWT in Omaha (this link made the Drudge Report) predict for today:
On the plus side, we really need the moisture. And as folks in this part of the world are wont to say when hit with a big snow after the vernal equinox: "At least it won't last very long."
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Want to try balancing an egg on it's end today? Chances are, it will be just as easy to do it today as on any other day.

March 19, 2006

WTF? A Chuck Hagel for President blog

What do you suppose is behind this fakey blog the old feeder just stumbled across: Chuck Hagel for President. The responsible party is so far known only as Charlie from South Carolina. You may know what I think about a Hagel candidacy in '08: no chance. I need to find out more. Tips would be greatly apreciated.

Oriana


The classy blogger, Alexandra von Maltzan, did a nice piece on one of my heroes, the amazing and courageous journalist from Italy, Oriana Fallaci, now 75 and dying of cancer. Oriana wrote The Rage And The Pride, which was published two weeks after 911. For her strongly pro-American and anti-Islamic book she's received death threats from Muslims and an indictment from a judge in her native Italy which could result in prison if she were to go back and face charges.

Before that book Oriana wrote The Force of Reason, a warning to Europe that it was about to become a "dominion of Islam" as Alexandra put it. In the post 911 book her tone was evermore urgent, "You don't understand or don't want to understand that if we don't oppose them, if we don't defend ourselves, if we don't fight, the Jihad will win". Followed by this, "Anyone who is not afraid of war is an idiot." And this, "But in Life and in History there are times when one is not permitted to be afraid."

That's Oriana. I was in Vietnam stationed at an Air Force dispensary behind a typewriter, getting drunk, chasing whores and laying on the beach, while Oriana was out in the jungles seeing what the war was all about. She has a wide and fearless view of the world. The bullet wounds she's suffered seem almost irrelevant to the strength of her character. On the other hand where would John Kerry be without his?

Smart-ass Richard Belzer


Belzer gets slammed by Ileanna Ros-Lehtinen
If you need further proof of how far out of touch with reality today's TV personalities are, Richard Belzer, who plays a bungling detective on "Law and Order: SVU" has it. I didn't see his performance on HBO's Real Time with creepy commie Bill Maher, but you can read about his insulting remarks about our soldiers at NewsBusters. To his eternal shame, Belzer said we needn't consider the soldier at the front's opinion regarding the prosecution of the war in Iraq because they are all just uneducated dimwits who "couldn't get a job" back home.

Thankfully, a fellow guest on Maher's pathetic 'show' was Congresswoman Ileanna Ros-Lehtinen, a Republican from Florida. Seems Ileanna has a son in the service, a son she didn't like to hear a sickly little schmuck like Belzer denigrate. The momma bear reflex, hard wired by God into Ileanna, came out and the wussy Belzer almost got smacked. I wish she had knocked the oh-so-cool shades right off of Belzer's festering face.
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Update: The first comment on this post is from David Codrea of The War on Guns, who reminds me that not only is Belzer , "a real punk... he's anti-gun, too." I knew it, but I didn't know he was married to gun grabbing porno movie star, Harlee McBride.
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Update II: Everyone wants to beat up on Mr. Belzer. This just in from Mike via DadGum: Belzer, a jerk since he was a "misfit" kid, once sued Hulk Hogan.

March 16, 2006

Another Photoshop contest

Plains Feeder has entered yet another Photoshop contest. This one is over at GOP and College, and involves photoshopping this well-publicised image:



The old feeder's effort:


It was fun to get third place in the offensive Mohammed Cartoon Contest at the Infidel Blogger's alliance. Click over to GOP and College to see the other fine photoshoppery and suggested captions.
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I can't help it. I adjust or retouch many of the pictures here at the Feedlot. Did you notice that I made Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack a few inches shorter in the photo DadGum used in this previous post? The original is from an old WaPo story right here.

Feedlot Frustrations

I had three blog posts ready to go yesterday. Then my router developed amnesia, and the dyslectic old feeder had a swell afternoon forcing numbers to stand still long enough to form the correct IP addresses. I guess my brain rewires itself as I sleep; this morning I was able to configure the Feedlot Network easily.

To save time, I figured I would write one big post on the three subjects I had for yesterday. It was nearly finished when I must have made a wry click or two, making the morning's work vanish into the ether. Now I'm disgusted. I won't write these stupid posts again!

So, here are the pictures I had ready for yesterday. . Google up some links and write your own damn story.
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Updated: 3/16/2006 8:57:46 PM - Please forgive my earlier rude behavior. The links that were intended to go with the photographs have been added to the grudgingly wriiten captions. I'm sure it was my fault, not Blogger's, that my earlier copy got tipped into the bit bucket, but it just won't come back the same.
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Update:
3/16/2006 - Blogger still says "There were errors" when I try to publish these updates. I give up.


Migrating Sandhill Cranes are in Nebraska
Watch them now, before global warming, the weakening geomagnetic field, or avian flu ruins the Central Flyway. As for the bird flu, well, get the pets indoors; stock up on tuna fish and powdered milk.


There is a third case of Mad Cow Disease
But don't worry. Your beef is just fine. Trust me.


Bullfight Season -
More exciting than baseball, the corrida is getting started at Las Ventas in Madrid. What a way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Hang around the Plaza Mayor, get a nice paella de mariscos, go to the bullfight. Don't tell PETA that the old feeder is an aficionado, or likes langostinos on his saffron rice.

Pimping Taxes Pt 2


Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack gets hair tips from Kerry
The Iowa House has approved their own version of the Senate's ban on the TouchPlay machines. And Governor Vilsack has promised to sign the ban. The Iowa tricks (taxpayers) have apparently tired of this electronic hooker and want to see something new in the government's stable. There's always higher teacher salaries to complement these multi-million dollar schoolhouses we like to build, but that comes right out of our pockets. No, I think it's time to raise cigarette taxes again. The gamblers couldn't smoke while humping the TouchPlay's, but they'll have plenty of time to light up while driving to an out of state Indian reservation to gamble. And we'll need the money to defend ourselves against the inevitable TouchPlay lawsuit.

Government pimping is hard! Someone should write a song....

March 14, 2006

Walls tumble down in Jericho


This time it wasn't Joshua, but the Israeli Defense Force troopers that knocked down the walls of a Palestinian Authority prison in Jericho and pulled out some terrs that were 'on their list'. Jerusalem Post reports the operation was a big success. Israel is anticipating more troubles when Hamas gets a government together next week, and wanted to be sure these murderers don't walk.

Speaking of walking, some British and American observers who were trying to monitor the security of the Jericho slammer conveniently cut out just before the Israeli troops went in with the heavy equipment. The Palestinians and their pals are tossing blame every which way:
"Clearly, there is some sort of coordination," Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa told the Doha-based Al-Jazeera news television by phone.
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"This (withdrawal of US and British monitors) raises obvious question marks." The Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC) also heaped blame on the US and Britain, warning this would escalate "violence and extremism" throughout the world.

"The governments of Britain and the United States bear direct and serious responsibility for what happened in the prison and escalating what took place later," the OIC said in a statement cited by Reuters.
The old feeder is hopeful that the Israelis will help us out again, and take out the Iranian nuke factories. At least the Israelis have got the Arab world nervous, according to the UAE's Khaleej Times. Israel kicking butt; reminds me of the old days.

March 13, 2006

Buck up, Jack

Jack Bauer is weeping because his lousy outfit has tanked and the situation is appraoching hopeless. Institutionalized, bureaucratized, politicized and penetrated to the core, there is nothing wrong with CTU that a firing squad couldn't fix. Wah wah.

Norwegian Mullah says Muslims breed like mosquitoes


Mosquito Larvae
Aftenposten reports that Norwegian Mullah Krekar (Najmuddin Faraj Ahmad) says Islam will win the current war between "the West" and Islam. Here's why:
"We're the ones who will change you," Krekar told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet in his first interview since an uproar broke out over cartoons deemed offensive to Muslims.

"Just look at the development within Europe, where the number of Muslims is expanding like mosquitoes," Krekar said. "Every western woman in the EU is producing an average of 1.4 children. Every Muslim woman in the same countries are producing 3.5 children.

"By 2050, 30 percent of the population in Europe will be Muslim."

He claimed that "our way of thinking... will prove more powerful than yours." He loosely defined "western thinking" as formed by the values held by leaders of western or non-islamic nations. Its "materialism, egoism and wildness" has altered Christianity, he claimed.
The Norwegians are trying to kick this ugly threat out of their country. As in rest of Europe, the Norwegians legendary political correctness is wearing thin. I'll bet the Mohammedans in Norway won't eat lutefisk. If they did, they wouldn't breed so fast.

Pimping Taxes


Click Pic for License Info!
For those who like to wager, consider betting on whether or not Iowa will ban the slot-like TouchPlay games that are popular in the state but...not so popular with those who don't like to actually see - or have their unsullied children witness - the horrifying spectacle of working stiffs dropping coins into such a machine at the local convenience store.

This is the same state that exported the wildly popular Powerball across the country. And this is the same state that used to raid dance halls and roadhouses in the 1930's, seize their illegal slot machines and smash them to pieces with sledge hammers, along with arresting the proprietors and sending them to prison. And 50 years later the state legislature would decide to go into the horse racing business, which was followed by permitting the opening of a 'limited' number of casinos.

One of the benefits of getting older is being able to see the same foolishness repeat itself. Because the TouchPlay's are now legal I'm tempted to think they'll be banned, or perhaps the geniuses who write laws will be able to draft a compromise ban of sorts that will get this issue out of their hair for awhile and give them time to come up with another way to squeeze tax money out of us.

Look for a lawsuit by the TouchPlay industry if the state goes for the ban. It might cost us a bundle but at least our precious children will be spared any further local degradation. Let them learn about the big bad world from TV. It's hard out there for a pimp, you know.
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UPDATE
The state senate has voted to ban the machines. Sen Larry McKibben (R) called them the "worst form of child abuse". There's no shortage of meth parents and domestic violence so that was news to me. Next the Iowa House and the governor have their say.

Monday is an illusion


Monday, Nothing

Seasons Under The Sun: Nirvana.

March 11, 2006

The Real Party of Arrogance

From Byron York, who reports from the White House for National Review and writes a column for The Hill, comes this nifty bit on the Democrat Party's 'know-nothing' stance on just about everything. Byron thinks it shows the Democrat's true arrogance, summed up as: vote for us even though we have no plan for anything. I guess if your party can't agree or come to a consensus on a particular issue, just say your party has a "diversity of stance" regarding that matter. Some trick.

March 10, 2006

Another Feedlot Blog


Called simply feedlot, this new MySpace blog is out of Denver, Colorado, into podcasts, and populated by twenty-something hippy band types. Self desciption: "we are all way rad". Good luck.

March 09, 2006

OPS busted on Open Meeting Law


Hofbrau Haus Meeting
Nebraska State Senator Rich Pahls has made a complaint out to the State Attorney General accusing the Omaha Public Schools of laying their foul plans to gobble up their neighbors in secret. So says this story I heard first on the KETV 10:00 News. Referring to a letter from the AG's office to OPS:
"It is alleged that the (school) board discussed the 'one city, one school district' plan in closed or executive session ... under the agenda item 'student assignment plan,'" the letter to OPS said. The question was "whether members of the board purposefully sought to avoid public awareness of that plan by preparation of an inadequate and deceptive agenda item." 'one city, one school district.'
Big surprise. In a post from June of last year, the old feeder wondered if they held their 'informal discussions' in a beer hall. We should always beware the elitist know-better types that want to plan our lives. When they try to get away with doing it in secret, bust 'em! Bruning should go for their throats.

Omar al-Faruq appears on video


Omar al-Faruq, one of the Indonesia-based terrorists that escaped from US custody in Afghanistan last July has appeared in a video taped interview. SITE Institute has the story here. An old video clip of Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri was added by al-Qaeda's production company al-Sahab, presumably to add the big dog's seal of approval. It is a theory of mine that al-Faruq was turned, or at least collaborated with his captors. Some folks agree.

I'm suspicious of this new video. It may very well be a fake.
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Previous posts in the Plains Feeder concerning the escape of Omar Al-Faruk, aka Umar al-Farouk, al-Farouq, al-Farook, al-Faruk, Aw-Fook and sometimes Mahmoud bin Ahmad Assegaf or Farouq al-Iraqi.

Nebraska, Our Best to You


No Logo
The Nebraska Department of Agriculture's Greg Ibach just unveiled a new logo for Nebraska agricultural products at the annual Governor’s Ag Conference in Kearney. I looked at the Dept. of Agriculture's web site, but couldn't find out what the new logo actually looks like. The only picture is in this story at the Kearney Hub. I couldn't see the logo in the picture. Probably not important to get the new logo out in front, at least from a marketing standpoint. Good enough for government marketing. From the Hub story:
A new “Proud to Buy Nebraska” logo that can be applied to any ag product sold domestically or exported to international markets was unveiled this morning by Nebraska Department of Agriculture Director Greg Ibach of Sumner.
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The logo was displayed this morning at opening events for the 18th annual Governor’s Ag Conference in Kearney. Ibach also unveiled a “Nebraska, Our Best to You” logo and marketing tool kit for growers of fresh fruits and vegetables.
I preferred the fruit and vegetable slogan. Why would some foreigner be “Proud to Buy Nebraska”? Will his friends be impressed? How will anyone know he 'bought Nebraska'?

Perhaps I'll update this post if I spy the new logo. I didn't look for it very hard. Meanwhile all I can say is, "I clicked to see a logo and all I got was a slogan."

March 08, 2006

Yellow Drudgery


Upon seeing this banner on the Drudge Report yesterday, the old feeder thought that either the Mexican Federales had finally invaded the US, or maybe Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano was really cracking down on wetback traffic on her border with Mexico. I have secret hopes that the Aztlan folks will annex all of America's southwest states into their new nutso nation. Maybe this was the beginning.

But no. The Big Banner was a fake. The second paragraph of Drudge's linked news story has the let-down:
National Guard troops have worked at the border since 1988, but Napolitano signed an order authorizing commanders to station an unspecified number of additional soldiers there to help federal agents.
Sensationalism in headline writing has been the vogue since news was scratched onto clay tablets. Using the headline to insert editorial opinion is a more recent art. The folks who bring us the news, most all of 'em, are either destroying their already shredded reputation for honesty, or else trying to stupefy their audience into buying their editorial slant. Result: a nation half populated by slavering moonbats who eat this "news" raw, and half by wizened cynics who don't believe or trust anyone.
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Move that handbasket over a bit closer to the furnace.

Rainy Day at the Feedlot


The old feeder has run out of anything like work for the moment. Not that I lack irons in my miserable fire; I just can't get at them today. Search engines have always amazed me. Ten years ago I wrote a simple search engine Perl script that would find files on my server spaces. Boolean algebra always made more sense to my grotesquely dyslectic brain than the Euclidean. Search engines that accept Boolean queries provide a 'quality pastime' on rainy days here at the feedlot. At least it isn't as shameful as playing solitaire.

The news has been unusually rich with lurid tales of teachers having sex with their pupils, pederasts raping kiddies met on the internet, and folks having sex with animals. Blog posts about these pecados and peccadilloes are always popular, especially when accompanied by salacious or humiliating photos of the perpetrators. So I wrote this search query to help me keep track of which part of hell our handbasket is passing through from day to day.

--- Copy below this line -->
"sex with" "accused of" OR "charged with"
<-- Copy above this line ---

Note that the AND is automatically imputed to operatorless blank spaces by most search engines. Here are some of the results:
Like I said, it isn't as shameful as playing solitaire. The picture of my old suitcase is unrelated.

Mountain Lions in Omaha: How to catch the pesky cats


Modern Lion Catcher
Seems I forgot to mention George Leonard Herter's very curious tips for catching mountain lions as teased in the Feedlot post: How to get out of the rat race and live on $10 a month. Even though I have never been plagued by consistency, this is too rich to pass up. The big white hunter George Herter advises going after cats of the cougar class with Glue Traps. Otherwise known as fly paper.
They are easily taken with fly paper or homemade fly paper made by putting mixed resin and grease on bark or paper. Place the resin-covered paper or bark in a circle around several staked-out live rabbits or a pile of fish. The lion will come in for the bait, get its paws stuck on the resin-covered paper or bark. The lion will then lay down within twenty yards of the bait and try to lick off the resin. The resin just will not lick off. Sneak up on the spot at daybreak and you will get an easy, sure shot at the mountain lion. Mountain lions are just like house cats, they will not leave an area with anything sticky stuck to their paws.
This seems pretty straightforward, but I'm sure the animal rights freaks will not like the thought of the poor critter being so dismayed and inconvenienced before being dispatched. As if the suffering weren't enough for the PETA folks to squeak about, the technique does not lend itself to the 'catch and release' of extirpation. I wouldn't want to try getting sticky glue boards off of an annoyed mountain lion. Like George says, go for that "easy, sure shot".

Another, more entertaining way to rid Omaha of the Puma problem would be for the city to get a few packs of trained Rhodesian Ridgeback dogs. These dogs, also known as "Lion Dogs", were bred by the African Boers to rid their ranges of lions and the occasional poacher. If their reputation is deserved, these big dogs should be able to make short work of our light-weight cougars. Individual homeowners with more specific mountain lion worries could get their own Ridgebacks, but they might be as dangerous as the lions if not properly trained.

Traditional Lion Catchers

March 07, 2006

Praised with faint damnation

The Plains Feeder gets a rare mention on the Frank Zappa Forum. You need to scroll down a bit to find it; you will quickly note that the flavor of Frank's forum is pink to Marxist and generally anti-Bush. Here is what BatchainPartIV has to say in the context of lamenting the world turned up side down:
The Dictatorship of the White House has been made possible by those who wanted that crew in it and it is squarely cemented in place. The die is cast and we're fucked.

I don't really even give a shit about Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, et al., because they aren't even worth the powder to blow them to hell anyway -- they're a miserable lot of showmen grabbing an audience and the paycheck that goes with it. How can you tell which hole on them is blowing when they seem to be talking?

Well, there is at very least one 'blog that might have been enormously funny only a few years ago [Link to Plains Feeder's Jay Bennish post] but now you might as well begin to think of shit like this as basically mainstream because it is!
These cats might be surprised to know that the old feeder bought "Freak Out" the same week it first appeared in Chicago in 1966. If ponies rode men and grass ate the cows!

Ready for anything!

Here is a quiz script I can dig. It has revealed the Heinlein book in which the old feeder would fit as a character. Not quite what I thought, but I probably have got it coming. Hat tip: the Heartless Libertarian Starship Trooper.
Farnham's Freehold
You belong in Farnham's Freehold. You are a
survivor, ready for anything. You can keep a
cool head, even in a world where hatred and
bigotry are commonplace.

Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been A Character In?
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'Chilling Effect' not always a bad thing.


Jay Bennish's ugly beard
click pic for more of Jay's new look
It was good to see Jay Bennish appear on the carpet, even if it was the cushy one the Old Media's Matt Lauer had for him. (NewsBusters) Wizbang has more here. Rush Limbaugh talked about it on the air, and noted that it was a good thing to see this poseur shown up for what he is. Rush seemed to think Mr. Bennish felt he was being punished for what he said. I hope he is right. These cats need to be flushed out; shown for what they are. What better way than to hear them exercising their freedom of speech for ourselves.

The communist propaganda pushers in our public shools better start wondering if they are being taped at their treacherous preaching. The new digital recorders are so tiny they make the cold war era bugs I knew and loved seem positively clunky. If thinking about this possibility chills the Marxist ardor of even one twerp like Mr. Bennish, it will be worth it.
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Jay Bennish: "Its hard out here for a pimp communist pedagogue."

Guess What


Guess What
I have tried this trick once before. It caused Abe of Don't Let Me Stop You to comment:
Well, you might want to put a warning on that picture link.
You try to guess what the picture you see at the top of this post depicts, then click here to see if you are correct.

March 06, 2006

Good News

Michael Moynihan of the Stockholm Spectator Group blog has Some Good News from the Front, including a couple of stories about a few of the ephemeral "Moderate Muslims" finally heard to speak against Islamist terror. Maybe there really are a few peaceable Mohammedans with guts enough to deny the insanity. Or face the truth.

Then there is the Iraqi Civil War that never happened. H/T: The AI Rottweiler.
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Update: The Stockholm groupies spoke too soon. Most good news cancelled. Never mind.

Forbidden


Gratuitous Depiction of Safe Legislating in Nebraska
I can't even access my own blog today. All I get is a message saying:
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.
I even tried the alternate URL, plainsfeeder.com, but no dice. Maybe blogger is just quirky today or...
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Update: Problem seems fixed at about noon. I guess Blogger was having a Bill Gates Moment, and needed to re-boot some of its machines. Happens every day.
Update II: 03/14/06 - The problem continues to raise it's ugly head, but only infrequently. Clicking the desired link again or hitting the "Go" button will work. Using the "Reload/Refresh" button never helps. Dumping your browser cache is advised by blogger.
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Satellite picture of Nebraska State Capitol from Google Earth.

March 04, 2006

Hands On Justice

Last June I blogged about a young guy in Louisiana, Jared Gipson, who unsuccessfully tried robbing a beauty college. Not only did he get caught but the beauticians managed to beat the shit out of him before the police arrived. The latest chapter involves his sentence for the crime.

I find it interesting that his sentence was reduced because the women involved lobbied for leniency. Apparently enough of them were able to slug Jared or whack him with something that they were satisfied that justice had been served.

The general rule is that crime victims have to be satisfied with impotent courtroom curses at the perpetrator for crimes that most likely occurred months or years prior to the sentencing.

March 03, 2006

A few good blog reads


similar noses - emphasis added
Angela swats at Cindy Sheehan and gets in some collateral damage to a commie dictator with her post: Cindy and Hugo, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! At least the left's favorite fake wasn't using her gestures of doom.

St Wendeler at Another Rovian Conspiracy pulls the old switcheroo and turns a pro-abortion argument into an anti gun control argument. Waiting periods for firearms but not for abortion. I wonder if the libs will want a waiting period when they get their way with euthanasia?

Abe at Don't let Me Stop You has his eyes opened to the understandably prevalent wishful thinking that would have us believe that Islam is the "Religion of Peace". Grizzly Mama's post about the CAIR meeting she attended does the job for Abe. Almost all the Moslems I have met (and I lived in Moslem country for years) were just plain folks; some were good, some not so good. But the nitty gritty dogma of their religion is far from peaceful or good.

That charming couple, Vince and Merri, have ordered the Manifesto for Two from the same folks that brought the word fatwa to our attention. Sign it and die, the Islamists threaten, but Vince has been trying for a fatwa for ages. I understand you can get one from most neighborhood Islamic Centers. For a nominal fee, you get a fancy one, suitable for framing.

Reading a little Omaha style liberalism , (which is more palatable than the brand found on the coasts) just got easier. Ryan the angry Midget has added some partners in crime and re-designed his blog. Now even presbyopic old cats with cataracts like the feeder can read his stuff comfortably.

Have a nice weekend for me, I have other plans.

March 02, 2006

Jay Bennish: Public School Teacher and Communist Agent


Jay Bennish
Not-so-secret communist recruiter and brainwasher Jay Bennish has been busted in Colorado. This idiot doesn't even look smart enough to be a geography teacher. Not only is he a communist agent working to subvert the American way by posing as a harmless, John Denver-ish world geography teacher, but I'm betting his type are also responsible for the grotesque answers Jay Leno gets from his "Jay Walking" geography questions. He probably doesn't even think there ought to be borders. Michelle Malkin has a good, up-to-date post on this creep, including audio of the commie crap talk one of his hep students taped in an actual class session.
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In related news: March is Brain Injury Awareness Month. Check out some victims right here.
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Update: Michelle Malkin rounds up even more reaction to the Jay Bennish, Junior Communist Agent story. including a link to a geography quiz, where you can see how you might fare should you get caught on the street by Jay Leno.

March 01, 2006

This doesn't sound good.

Seen on Drudge: "Pet owners are told not to panic after German cat dies of bird flu" from the World - Times Online. I wonder if Ferdy, the Conservative Cat, has heard about this development.